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Old June-22nd-2004, 02:16 PM   #1
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Help, I*m posting from a mobile phone... poooh!

Most of you do this all the time, right?
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Old June-22nd-2004, 02:56 PM   #2
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No big deal, really, just an exercise.
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Old June-22nd-2004, 02:59 PM   #3
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How much did this exercise cost you?
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Old June-22nd-2004, 03:10 PM   #4
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That's nothing. I'm posting from my toothbrush. Carefully configured voice-recognition software lets you speak your browser commands and text even while brushing. You mean you guys don't have web-enabled toothbrushes yet? Sheesh. Are you ever behind the times.
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Old June-22nd-2004, 03:21 PM   #5
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How much did this exercise cost you?
Next to nothing. It's might be, of course, but I prefer my powerbook. It's available 24/7 and there's no extra charge for posting on JC.

I've stayed away from mobile phones mostly, but right now I'm reading the manual of an advanced toy (and an advanced tool, as well)
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Old June-22nd-2004, 03:35 PM   #6
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That's nothing. I'm posting from my toothbrush. Carefully configured voice-recognition software lets you speak your browser commands and text even while brushing. You mean you guys don't have web-enabled toothbrushes yet? Sheesh. Are you ever behind the times.
Yeah, I know. There's a world out there, outside my cave.

Speaking of toothbrushes - are you telling me that they don't have these things integrated in t-shirts down in Paris.
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Old June-22nd-2004, 04:54 PM   #7
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I sure as hell hoped you're parked and not creating yet another traffic hazard.

This morning, I saw ssome broad on I-5 talking on her goddam cell phone, putting on makeup, juggling a latte (with the makeup hand )..and steering WITH HER FUCKING ELBOWS!

...AND GOING 50 IN THE CENTER LANE!!!
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Old June-22nd-2004, 04:58 PM   #8
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I sure as hell hoped you're parked and not creating yet another traffic hazard.

This morning, I saw ssome broad on I-5 talking on her goddam cell phone, putting on makeup, juggling a latte (with the makeup hand )..and steering WITH HER FUCKING ELBOWS!

...AND GOING 50 IN THE CENTER LANE!!!
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Old June-22nd-2004, 05:31 PM   #9
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Old June-22nd-2004, 05:47 PM   #10
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I sure as hell hoped you're parked and not creating yet another traffic hazard.

This morning, I saw ssome broad on I-5 talking on her goddam cell phone, putting on makeup, juggling a latte (with the makeup hand )..and steering WITH HER FUCKING ELBOWS!

...AND GOING 50 IN THE CENTER LANE!!!
Don't worry, Graypencil, I sat next to my powerbook, while listening to Convergence Zone and testing my Sony Ericsson. Not very mobile - except for the foot tapping.

Thanks for the hint, it's the only way to travel. That's the law. I'll consider handsfree.
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Old June-22nd-2004, 07:42 PM   #11
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Old June-22nd-2004, 10:09 PM   #12
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Old June-23rd-2004, 11:12 AM   #13
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Yeah, I know. There's a world out there, outside my cave.

Speaking of toothbrushes - are you telling me that they don't have these things integrated in t-shirts down in Paris.
Actually, in Paris no one brushes their teeth. You just rub an escargot quickly over your teeth and gargle with garlic rinse.
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Old June-23rd-2004, 11:23 AM   #14
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