Human Breast Milk Can Effectively Treat Warts

Clay Fink · June-24th-2004, 11:23 AM

Human breast milk can effectively treat warts!
London | June 24, 2004 5:46:16 PM IST

A cream containing an ingredient of human breast milk appears to be an effective treatment for warts.

Common warts, which usually appear on the hands and feet, are caused by infection of the epidermal layer of the skin with human papillomavirus (HPV).The preparation called 'Hamlet' has been created by Swedish scientists and it has been shown to dramatically reduce and often completely vanish the stubborn warts.

Hamlet contains an ingredient that collects in the core of wart cells and triggers them towards self-destruction.

Details of the trial using the cream are published in the New England Journal of Medicine.

The researchers from Lund University hope that their findings may eventually provide the basis not just for a treatment for common warts, but for more serious conditions like cancer as well. (ANI)

Uli · June-24th-2004, 11:27 AM

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researchers from Lund University .....(ANI)

You sure this is not some kinda boobie joke, clay?

Enforcer · June-24th-2004, 11:29 AM

This proves that the safest kind of porn to make are those "Lactating Mamas" series.

Prone to drawing oblique conclusions,
Larry

Dennis Gonzalez · June-24th-2004, 11:46 AM

I can't stand the "Hamlet" cream, so I go to the source.

Edit: I forgot to mention that I don't even have warts!

Root Doctor · June-24th-2004, 11:49 AM

I guess Aaron Neville was a bottle baby.

Gentle Giant · June-24th-2004, 12:16 PM

So if I get a wart, what am I supposed to do? Grab the first new mother I can find and start squeezing her tit juice onto my hand?

More important, will my HMO cover this?

Pete C · June-24th-2004, 01:19 PM

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Edit: I forgot to mention that I don't even have warts!

We still love you--wartless and all.

Jimmy Cantiello · June-24th-2004, 06:19 PM

He he he, GG said tit juice............

john williams · June-25th-2004, 03:04 AM

Mmmmmmmmmmmmm tit juice.

Stuckinagroove · June-25th-2004, 05:00 AM

mmmmm.....breasts

Clay Fink · June-25th-2004, 09:06 AM

Apologies to all for starting this thread.

Gentle Giant · June-25th-2004, 09:12 AM

You sure are pert-y!

tippy · June-25th-2004, 09:55 AM

Does Hamlet mean "little ham"? What does Ham mean, as in Hamburg, etc.? I also saw a report where the gooey white stuff (forgot what it's called) that is on the baby's skin after its born has tremendous healing properties and they are gonna make cream out of that too. Babies are worth a lot of money, they should pay womens to have 'em.

Enforcer · June-25th-2004, 10:01 AM

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Originally Posted by tippy

Does Hamlet mean "little ham"? What does Ham mean, as in Hamburg, etc.? I also saw a report where the gooey white stuff (forgot what it's called) that is on the baby's skin after its born has tremendous healing properties and they are gonna make cream out of that too. Babies are worth a lot of money, they should pay womens to have 'em.

tippy,

Is this your subtle way of asking the board members to impregnate you? Or am I reading too much into your post?

Sometimes guilty of finding too much between the lines,
Larry

tippy · June-25th-2004, 10:35 AM

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tippy,

Is this your subtle way of asking the board members to impregnate you? Or am I reading too much into your post?

Sometimes guilty of finding too much between the lines,
Larry

uh, I'm rejoinderless, Larry. (chills) The answer is hell no. Not even if you paid me. Having a child is a lifetime commitment. I realize my artless aping of Jazzz's flirting is unskilled but I don't deserve to be scared like that. "board members"...why I oughta... I'm sending a spanken by post.

Enforcer · June-25th-2004, 10:58 AM

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Originally Posted by tippy

uh, I'm rejoinderless, Larry. (chills) The answer is hell no. Not even if you paid me. Having a child is a lifetime commitment. I realize my artless aping of Jazzz's flirting is unskilled but I don't deserve to be scared like that. "board members"...why I oughta... I'm sending a spanken by post.

They're scary, alright. Then they get a little older and develop personalities of their own. That's when it gets worse. (shiver)

Larry

tippy · June-25th-2004, 11:20 AM

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Originally Posted by Larry Nagel

They're scary, alright. Then they get a little older and develop personalities of their own. That's when it gets worse. (shiver)

Larry

I know, I love snuggly little babies...and then they learn to talk. When the simplicity of their primal intelligence demonstrates superiority to one's own and you have to start answering them with "because I said so..." it makes me feel stupid and ineffective. Their first demonstrations of power--"No," simple and inarguable--inspire fear. They are superior beings, untainted by the ridiculous illusions we teach ourselves in order to fit in with the civilized world. God love 'em.

Dennis Gonzalez · June-25th-2004, 11:21 AM

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Originally Posted by tippy

I'm sending a spanken by post.

Should I drop the knickers?

Enforcer · June-25th-2004, 11:23 AM

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Originally Posted by tippy

When the simplicity of their primal intelligence demonstrates superiority to one's own and you have to start answering them with "because I said so..." it makes me feel stupid and ineffective.

Yeah, that's the toughest part of dating. When that day arrives, it's always a sad one.

Especially quick witted after 7 cups of coffee,
Larry