Post your new *banned* second screen name here

[Monte Smith]

Hi folks. I know, what with the Lois versus Mo Noyz incident, that second screen names are banned. However, I still admire those whose creative juices mandate the use of a second, third, and fourth screen name (or more!). Therefore, though the clampdown is on, post your new *banned* second screen name here.

And an avatar, if you got one.

[john williams]

You first!

[Monte Smith]

Originally Posted by JBW

You first!

My pleasure! Allow me to present "Trois Guy," the French Nascar dad.

[bluenoter]

Monte, 'fess up--are you Darryl (Darryl the one-track-minded, not Darryl G.)?

[Monte Smith]

Originally Posted by bluenoter

Monte, 'fess up--are you Darryl (Darryl the one-track-minded, not Darryl G.)?

Wish I was. In fact, I hereby claim that I am. But Mone will tell you different, and he's in a position to know. Darryl is one funny mofo.

I still have one left in the bag, so I can't give it away. When I'm really feeling like going out in a blaze of glory, I'll whip it out and go to FUCKING town!!!!!




*hint for Monte*

I've never used it, but "it" HAS made appearances on this board in the past.

And by the way, I still contend that the Mo Noyz shit was just fucking ridiculous. I mean, who cares?

Besides, that was my screen name on the old board.

Whatever. Lois is as Lois does.

[crawjo]

Dude, your new avatar frightens me. Please don't kick my ass.

[Tom Storer]

I thought the powers that be had already gone through and magically removed all multiple names, but I guess it's not as simple as that. I see that Darryl is still there, for example, as is "Mr. Insulty-Pants." I, for one, would hate to see "Mr. Insulty-Pants" (one post) disappear from the members list.

[Deke]

When I first registered for email, having spent a lifetime as being the only Deke in town, I took it for granted that I would also be the only one on the 'net as well, so I entered 'deke@', and expected everything to just sail through. Unfortunately, to my horror, some other evil barsteward had got there first, so my ISP used my second choice. The problem was, since I hadn't expected to need it, I had just banged down 'ddd3', which is short for Daredevil Dekesville III, which, in turn, is what I tell people Deke is short for when they ask (And they always do, right after saying 'That's an unusual name').

So my handle would have been ddd3, except that when I came on here I was told that I couldn't have it, it was already in use. So back to Deke then...

Other names I've used around the net when Deke and DDD3 weren't available are The Mad Bomber (A name I came up with during my 5 days as a DJ), and Gerphunkesvesen (The name I finally came up with on Webshots after every alternative I could think of was already taken. I promptly forgot it and had to wait until they wrote to me before I could get on again).

So... I'm guessing that if I had an alter-ego it would be one of those.

Oh, and here's my avatar...'cuz I'm a dancin' fo-o-o-ol.

Hey, that would make a pretty good 2nd name.

[Gentle Giant]

Giant Genital






Don't think I could show an appropriate avatar.

[Dr Dave]

Many years ago, when the old Jazz Central Station board was briefly terrorized by Evangelical Christians, I started a second identity as Satan.

[Chris D]

Originally Posted by Scott Dolan

And by the way, I still contend that the Mo Noyz shit was just fucking ridiculous. I mean, who cares?

Besides, that was my screen name on the old board.

Whatever. Lois is as Lois does.

Man, you're touchy. What makes you feel you could be above everyone else and have two personas? It's suck-it-up time, warrior san.

My nickname for a long time was Harold -- for Baines (we both bat left handed) -- so that was an early handle for me.

[john williams]

Originally Posted by Dr Dave

Many years ago, when the old Jazz Central Station board was briefly terrorized by Evangelical Christians, I started a second identity as Satan.

That reminds me of sadly only a few years ago when I did a similar thing with a few friends. Except we were the crashers of an evangelical chistian chat room. We weren't nasty or anything but we liked to have serious (yeah right) religious and spiritual discussions with the members. However, It became circular argument land and rather boring after awhile. It was a bit like the creationism thread here recently. My handle was "Natasmai" in the grand tradition of the alleged evil one's alleged backwardspeak on rock records. Rather childish really.

[blawless]

I was all set to be Pedantic Wretch until that other guy started posting. I'm usually pedantic, I'm definitely wretched, and "PW" is easily converted to Pee Wee, which is what I used to be called because of my unusually tiny... uh, the other kids just used to call me that sometimes. But I got over that--no real damage done. Here I am being my lovable PW self out by the hay bales, where I'm spending a lot of my time these days.

[tippy]

Ha ha. Are you Charlie or Edgar in that photo?

[Uli]

I shall remain nameless

[Darryl]

One times, I was makin' bacon with this chick. I means SERIOUS BACON! Like where the sheets was alld steamed up and eggs and sausages and fries was all slip-sloppins all over the damnd place!!!

Nows, this is the gods honest trooth, all right! Her names was Nikki, which I couldn's quite figure out, right, because Nikki is 1. A dude's name, which is disgusting to name yours female child such a thing. or 2. A porn chicks name like Nikky Lynn or Amber Lynn or Tammy Lynns or some such nonsense!

Wells, we gots so hot and fireds up, right, that in the heats of passion she calls me Dave! I'm like, "DAVE! YOU JUST CALLEDS ME FUCKIN' DAVE, LADY! You givins Darryl a second names or is that some other guy you're banging!"

And she's like, "Oh, that's some boyfriends from some longass time ago! It shouldnts' matter to you, Darryl, because you's like the king of swing an' all that!"

So from then ons in, when we made bacons and sausage and many sweet kinds of love in various types of positionary positions, I'd call her Nicholas just to piss her off. Ands when she was pissed offs, she'd buck like a bronco! I loves that subterfugeious stuff like that.

Dave! What the fucks! Dave!

Originally Posted by Chris D

Man, you're touchy. What makes you feel you could be above everyone else and have two personas? It's suck-it-up time, warrior san.

Above everyone else? Who the fuck said anything about that?

I just don't agree with the rule.

[Monte Smith]

Originally Posted by Darryl

I loves that subterfugeious stuff like that.

Haha! I love it, too. Great story, Dave.

[Gentle Giant]

Originally Posted by Darryl

One times, I was makin' bacon with this chick. I means SERIOUS BACON! Like where the sheets was alld steamed up and eggs and sausages and fries was all slip-sloppins all over the damnd place!!!

Nows, this is the gods honest trooth, all right! Her names was Nikki, which I couldn's quite figure out, right, because Nikki is 1. A dude's name, which is disgusting to name yours female child such a thing. or 2. A porn chicks name like Nikky Lynn or Amber Lynn or Tammy Lynns or some such nonsense!

Wells, we gots so hot and fireds up, right, that in the heats of passion she calls me Dave! I'm like, "DAVE! YOU JUST CALLEDS ME FUCKIN' DAVE, LADY! You givins Darryl a second names or is that some other guy you're banging!"

And she's like, "Oh, that's some boyfriends from some longass time ago! It shouldnts' matter to you, Darryl, because you's like the king of swing an' all that!"

So from then ons in, when we made bacons and sausage and many sweet kinds of love in various types of positionary positions, I'd call her Nicholas just to piss her off. Ands when she was pissed offs, she'd buck like a bronco! I loves that subterfugeious stuff like that.

Dave! What the fucks! Dave!

Was Nicholas someone from your past?

Positionary positions?

[steve(thelil)]

Shoe King Slobodan

[clinthopson]

I was considering "The Right Hand of God" but I don't believe in the dude.

[Uli]

Cruella Smith-Dolan and her new avatar