July-1st-2004, 06:38 PM
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South Park
just a post to start, I'll be inspired to add more later. let's start with their boy band, presenting FINGER BANG:
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July-1st-2004, 07:02 PM
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dirty antipodal jackalope
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Not Dead!
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Kenny no longer on the radio. Seeking radio station that isn't so pigeonhole-bound that it can't handle an approach that takes in Louis Armstrong, Sun Ra, the Grateful Dead and Bob Wills.
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July-1st-2004, 07:06 PM
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Registered Loser
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Timmy!!!!
Last edited by Sergio Zamora; July-1st-2004 at 07:33 PM.
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July-1st-2004, 07:22 PM
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Wheezer ripped my flesh.
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Mister Hanky
the Christmas Poo
He loves me
and I love you
Therefore vicariously he loves you.
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July-1st-2004, 07:28 PM
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atoms for peace
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Timmy!
(edit: dammit, someone beat me to it)
Last edited by Stuckinagroove; July-1st-2004 at 07:29 PM.
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July-1st-2004, 07:29 PM
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Originally Posted by Underhound
Mister Hanky
the Christmas Poo
He loves me
and I love you
Therefore vicariously he loves you.
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even if you're a Jew!
and no PC police on this thread, please. this thread is a tribute to South Park, who is equally insulting to all races, religions, sexes, you name it. thank you.
Last edited by Jon Abbey; July-1st-2004 at 07:31 PM.
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July-1st-2004, 09:02 PM
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koong
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mmkay
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Last edited by frankiepop; July-1st-2004 at 10:44 PM.
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July-1st-2004, 09:35 PM
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All Ur Base R Belong 2 Us
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Open to Madison Square Gardens. There is a huge audience of females, and there are spotlights moving around pointing to the air. There is a sign saying "Tonight Only. Madison Square Garden Prowdly Presents Fingerbang.)
Announcer: Tonight, Stellar Productions presents the boy-band of the decade! (the girls all start screaming.) It's Fingerbang live from Madison Square Gardens!
(As the girls are still screaming, the spotlights flicker, a small sound gets bigger and makes a bang, flames start to show, and Stan, Kyle, Kenny, and Cartman appear from out of nowhere wearing white get-ups. The four boys are Fingerbang.)
Fingerbang: (singing, as girls are screaming and fainting.) Fingerbang! Bang! Bang! Fingerbang Bang! Bang, bang, bang! I'm gonna Fingerbang bang you into my life! Girl, you like to Fingerbang and it's alright! (one girl goes into a frenzy of screams.) 'Cause I'm the king of Fingerbang, and let's not fight! I'll just Fingerbang bang you every night!
Cartman: (steps closer to the audience as the music gets softer. sings softly.) And girl, you know that you're the only girl for me! Girl! Girl, you're the girl of my fantasy!
Girl #1: (in the front row) Cartman, I want you!
Cartman: (still sings.) Girl! Girl, you're my girl! My girl! (lifts up the right side of his shirt to reveal his breast. The music picks up and he rejoins his group.) FINGERBANG! (girls are screaming.)
Fingerbang: (singing) Bang! Bang! Bang! Bang! Fingerbang Bang! Bang, bang, bang! I'm gonna Fingerbang bang you into my life! Sure, you like to Fingerbang and it's alright! (the music stops)
(Soft Cut to Cartman's Bedroom. Cartman is talking in his sleep. The previous scene is what he is dreaming.) 
Last edited by RBS; July-1st-2004 at 09:38 PM.
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July-1st-2004, 09:52 PM
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Wheezer ripped my flesh.
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I loved the ending of The Passion Of the Jew episode when Mel Gibson pooped on Cartman's face.
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July-1st-2004, 10:33 PM
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with a twist
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Tonight's episode was a screamer, and one I haven't seen until today. For those who didn't catch it, it was entitled "Cherokee Hair Tampons" from the 2000 season, and involved Kyle needing a kidney (only Cartman was a match...fucking hilarious scene with Cartman slapping down his excised kidney in a doctor's office), and a real howler side plot with my favorite character, Mr. Garrison. In this episode Garrison is encouraged by Mr. Mackey to write a romance novel. The scene with the Harlequin Romance publisher is a classic. "But Mr. Garrison, do you realize the word "penis" occurs 6,712 times in the book?" and so on.
It was also my introduction to the character "Miss Information" who dealt in holistic medicines.
My all-time favorite Garrison episode is the one where he invents a new mode of transportation. One of the hardest laughs in recent memory.
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July-1st-2004, 10:41 PM
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koong
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it's butters
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Last edited by frankiepop; July-1st-2004 at 10:45 PM.
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July-1st-2004, 10:45 PM
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Originally Posted by stonemonkts
It was also my introduction to the character "Miss Information" who dealt in holistic medicines.
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some of the character names are hilarious. the Indian casino one last night featured Chief "RunsWithPremise" and his son, "PremiseRunningThin". and of course, the only African-American kid on the show being named "Token" is pretty undeniable.
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July-1st-2004, 10:46 PM
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with a twist
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Butters is right there for me. The voice alone is great. Another one that gets me every time is this guy:
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July-1st-2004, 10:49 PM
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with a twist
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Originally Posted by Jon Abbey
some of the character names are hilarious. the Indian casino one last night featured Chief "RunsWithPremise" and his son, "PremiseRunningThin". and of course, the only African-American kid on the show being named "Token" is pretty undeniable.
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Ha! yes, those examples are classic.
This thread is cracking me up over here.
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July-1st-2004, 10:49 PM
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koong
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some of the character names are hilarious.
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miss chokesondick
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July-1st-2004, 10:57 PM
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swing high swing higher
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Cartman from years ago:
"I wanna watch the video"
more recently:
"Cartoons kick ass"
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July-1st-2004, 11:08 PM
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REYNOLDS! have you ever seen a regular season game this entertaining? damn.
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July-1st-2004, 11:09 PM
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swing high swing higher
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just dying here in West Orange
following the game and SOSH
love the Millar bashing going on over there
and the guy is a fat tub of shit
now hoping Manny hits another one about 440
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July-1st-2004, 11:11 PM
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and there you go. it ain't over yet, though.
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July-1st-2004, 11:13 PM
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swing high swing higher
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not quite 440
but sometimes little dreams come true
only about 20 games out of first but at least they got the best 2 power sources in the AL playing at full power
back to the best cartoon series ever....
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July-1st-2004, 11:18 PM
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Originally Posted by frankiepop
miss chokesondick
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yeah, unforgettable. and when she stretched up....
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July-3rd-2004, 08:26 AM
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lollard
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Kyle's Dad: You see, son, fads come and go. And this "Chin-po-ko-mon" is obviously nothing more than a fad. You don't have to be a part of it. In fact, you can make an even stronger statement by saying to your peers, "I'm not going to be a part of this fad, because I'm an individual." Do you understand?
Kyle: Yes. Yes, I do, Dad. Now let me tell you how it works in the real world. In the real world, I can either get a Chinpokomon, or I can be the only kid without one, which singles me out, and causes the other kids to make fun of me and kick my ass.
Kyle's Dad Hm. Good point. Here's $10.
Amerika no kodomo win da ba Chinpokomonu, owatta ima da. Kogeki suru oka shitsu tokida. Ikimasho!
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July-3rd-2004, 08:36 AM
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good one, Alastair. I was impressed when I watched that episode with Yuko that the Japanese speaking was real, some pretty funny stuff too...
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July-3rd-2004, 07:11 PM
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koong
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"welcome to detention ...mmkay, mr garrison told me about your lil joke...it's important for yall to know why your in detention for u to obtain the full benefits from it.."
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July-3rd-2004, 09:11 PM
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koong
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a alcohol is baad
lets talk about LSD AH children, LSD is baad
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July-3rd-2004, 09:23 PM
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July-4th-2004, 12:16 AM
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with a twist
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Loved when he went to Central America m'bien
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July-4th-2004, 01:46 AM
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koong
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'feels so goood'
and the muffled mm-mkay
when his face was in her bush
i feel like pushing the envelope on this thread until i'm booted out of jc
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July-4th-2004, 02:23 AM
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impossible, everything goes on the South Park thread, as long as it's South Park-related.
one thing I always loved was at the start of the series, it seemed as if Ike had that strange-looking head because he was a baby, and that's how they portrayed babies. later, we learned that Ike had been adopted and was actually Canadian, and that all Canadians had those unhinged heads.
and now for something completely different, presenting the four-assed monkey:
Last edited by Jon Abbey; July-4th-2004 at 02:24 AM.
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July-4th-2004, 10:43 AM
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koong
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kyle, 'sorry mr mackey .... mmkay?'
"mmkay, now children has that marijuwhauna
made it around yet...?"
"marijuwhana is baad..."
'what?'
"a a marijuwhana makes u feel depressed and dull"
cartman, 'drugs are bad becuz if u do drugs ur a hippie, and hippies suck.'
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