August-12th-2004, 03:48 PM
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Moné's Office Space
You guys might not know this, but Moné has collected personal data on most all of you, and he's written some cool software that is helping to pay my bills. See, whenever someone rips off my sign off, he transfers money from your checking account and credits it automatically to my car payment. It's such a small amount (usually no more than $60.00 per sign off) that we both decided we could do it in clear conscience without telling anybody first. In exchange, I'm helping Moné by letting him win at EA Sports NHL2004 and financing some of his fetishes. By the way, Moné, Fantasia said the chimpanzee thing made her a little uncomfortable, so we may need to renegotiate terms if you're going to keep going that route.
Anyway, just thought I'd share. Anybody else have Moné doing any special hacker related stuff for you? His rates are pretty reasonable when you get right down to it.
Think and post!
Larry
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August-12th-2004, 03:55 PM
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Unflappable
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Well, he's been doing a pretty fair job of masking the fact that I am Jazzzoline.
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August-12th-2004, 03:58 PM
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Originally Posted by Brian Olewnick
Well, he's been doing a pretty fair job of masking the fact that I am Jazzzoline.
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I feel like Glenn Close at the end of Jagged Edge. Showers and vomiting, baby.
Violated,
Larry
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August-12th-2004, 04:00 PM
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Isn't life WONDERFUL !
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Originally Posted by Brian Olewnick
Well, he's been doing a pretty fair job of masking the fact that I am Jazzzoline.
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Ha!
If you're me, then who am I?
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August-12th-2004, 04:02 PM
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colors outside the lines
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When I lived in LA, I used to babysit Michael Jackson's chimpanzee, Bubbles. One time I let Mone talk me into letting him come over to see the famous Neverland Ranch. The three of us were hanging out in the tv room when we were heard the familiar tune of the ice cream man--Bubbles was positively nuts for fudgesickles so I asked Mone nicely, three times, to please get in my purse and go get a fudgesickle for Bubbles and something for himself why'll he was at it. Mone wouldn't budge and said something about him not being my servant so I had to run after the truck by myself while I left Mone and Bubbles back inside...alone. The thing is I was only gone for five minutes! Mone got kicked out and I got fired (which resulted in my having to move back to Salt Lake City and in with my parents).
I've never told anyone this story before. I feel better. Thanks for listening.
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August-12th-2004, 04:04 PM
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Unflappable
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Originally Posted by Jazzzoline
Ha!
If you're me, then who am I?
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Pipe down, me!
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August-12th-2004, 04:06 PM
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Originally Posted by Brian Olewnick
Pipe down, me!
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Jazzzy, is this a message to me, cloaked in not so subtle sexual innuendo? Because if it is, then, well, I'm really digging it.
Comfortable in the gutter,
Larry
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August-12th-2004, 04:08 PM
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with a twist
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Originally Posted by Larry Nagel
See, whenever someone rips off my sign off, he transfers money from your checking account and credits it automatically to my car payment. Larry
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Your what?
Wonders how Larry thinks up these things,
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August-12th-2004, 04:10 PM
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The mouldiest of all figs
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Originally Posted by tippy
When I lived in LA, I used to babysit Michael Jackson's chimpanzee, Bubbles. One time I let Mone talk me into letting him come over to see the famous Neverland Ranch. The three of us were hanging out in the tv room when we were heard the familiar tune of the ice cream man--Bubbles was positively nuts for fudgesickles so I asked Mone nicely, three times, to please get in my purse and go get a fudgesickle for Bubbles and something for himself why'll he was at it. Mone wouldn't budge and said something about him not being my servant so I had to run after the truck by myself while I left Mone and Bubbles back inside...alone. The thing is I was only gone for five minutes! Mone got kicked out and I got fired (which resulted in my having to move back to Salt Lake City and in with my parents).
I've never told anyone this story before. I feel better. Thanks for listening.
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Tip,
I'm sure I'll come up with avery witty response to your post - later.
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August-12th-2004, 04:12 PM
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colors outside the lines
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yppit
,tnuocca ym otni yenom s'yrraL teg ot gniyrT
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August-12th-2004, 04:13 PM
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Unflappable
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Originally Posted by Larry Nagel
Jazzzy, is this a message to me, cloaked in not so subtle sexual innuendo? Because if it is, then, well, I'm really digging it.
Comfortable in the gutter,
Larry
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No, if it was meant sexually, it would've read, "Me down pipe".
Not believing I actually typed that,
Brian
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August-12th-2004, 04:14 PM
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Originally Posted by tippy
yppit
,tnuocca ym otni yenom s'yrraL teg ot gniyrT
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Bad girl!
Impressed,
Larry
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August-12th-2004, 04:15 PM
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Isn't life WONDERFUL !
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Originally Posted by Brian Olewnick
No, if it was meant sexually, it would've read, "Me down pipe".
Not believing I actually typed that,
Brian
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Aren't you glad I didnt get it?
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August-12th-2004, 04:16 PM
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Isn't life WONDERFUL !
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thinking of an indecent proposal to Brian...
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August-12th-2004, 04:17 PM
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Isn't life WONDERFUL !
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What if we changes nicknames for a while at a time nobody knows...
*knowing exactly what Larry thinks when he reads that *
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August-12th-2004, 04:20 PM
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Originally Posted by Jazzzoline
What if we changes nicknames for a while at a time nobody knows...
*knowing exactly what Larry thinks when he reads that *
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Nooooo! Brian would be damaged for life after the first couple private messages he reads from me to you.
And tippy, the more I read that story you wrote, the more I'm suspecting I'm going to get a "week off" from the Resident Techie.
Biting off more than he can chew,
Larry
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August-12th-2004, 04:24 PM
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Isn't life WONDERFUL !
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Speaking of Moné... He isn't here often lately...
me think he trying to make a baby.
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August-12th-2004, 04:25 PM
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while I left Mone and Bubbles back inside...alone. The thing is I was only gone for five minutes!
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Hey, he flung his poop at me first.
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August-12th-2004, 04:25 PM
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colors outside the lines
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Listen Larry, if Mone doesn't pick up on the moral of the story, which is to do what I tell him to do, then he never will. I'm sure enough of people here will retain a faint memory of you during your week off that you won't have to make too many reintroductions.
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August-12th-2004, 04:27 PM
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The mouldiest of all figs
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Mone', if you need my Swiss bank account number for further transactions, let me know.
Maybe that will stop the calls from my U.S. bank about excessive transfers.
Tip - I'm stil thinking.
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August-12th-2004, 04:29 PM
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Yeah! You just wait until that check clears, Larry.
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August-12th-2004, 04:33 PM
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Sometimes when you give people a break, nice things show up in your mailbox... 
Lacking only the plaid suit,
Larry
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