Today's wish list

[Enforcer]

8.17.04
1. Cold that has been plaguing me for a week vanishes.
2. Espresso maker appears on my desk, already brewing.
3. Jazzzoline appears and serves me said espresso, dressed as a French maid.
4. Customer calls to say that the big project I'm halfway done with "looks great the way it is, no need to finish it."
5. Detroit News cites study revealing Krispy Kreme donuts are "packed with antioxidants and improve brain synapses."

[Enforcer]

Oops, I dropped my newly found to be healthy Krispy Kreme donut under my desk...

[Tanager]

1) Torn back muscle heals
2) Wife says, "honey, you need to spend more $$$ on bike parts and birding books."
3) Neighbors to our right hauled off by cops, house sold at auction, razed, converted to park.
4) Native tree species evolve overnight to be able to grow in asphalt, take over parking lots everywhere.

[Dr Dave]

8-17-04:

1. What Larry said about Krispy Kreme, only Chianti.

2. The chimney-sweep shows up today.

3. Asheville Wine Market hires me so I don't have to be a rep anymore.

[Tanager]

Originally Posted by Tanager

1) Torn back muscle heals

Doctor says muscle is just tight, not torn, referred me to a massage therapist today. Schwing!

[moneyp]

1. I inherit a million dollars from some old guy I didn't even know, who laughed at one of my jokes once.

That's it, actually. I'm not greedy.

[bostontricky]

1. My check from the MacArthur Foundation shows up.

2. All the OOP CDs I'm looking for turn up in the 99 cent bin at the local used place.

3. I find what I'm looking for.

[tippy]

Still waiting for jazzzoline to pick up Larry's donut...

I'm down with the Krispy Kreme fantasy...it would be pretty simple for them to enrich those things with cancer fighting agents y'know.

Ed McMahon comes to my door with the Publishers' Clearing House check. I figure that's a balanced wish.

[Enforcer]

Originally Posted by Jazzzoline

My wish list for today:
I come home from work and the dinner is ready... yessssssssss.

Hey, if you've got the time, I've got the Krispy Kremes.

Granting wishes but short on good recipes,
Larry

[Dr Dave]

How it came out:

1. Drinking a lot of chianti still makes you fat.

2. The chimney sweep showed up at 1 pm, not at 11 am, but he did show up.

3. I didn't go into Asheville Wine Market today because I had other stuff to do but I'll go in there tomorrow, really.

[Tanager]

1) As I said, back muscle just tight, not torn, appointment with massage therapist on Thursday. Suggested French Maid's outfit (hoping to emulate my hero, Larry), got turned down.

2) No new leeway in bike/birding budget. Suspect attempts to increase spending power would shorten lifespan. Not pushing.

3) Idiot neighbors still there, as near as I can tell (he's a drunken dolt with the brains of a houseplant, she's a braying redneck amazon).

4) Checked street for sprouts, found none. Damn.

[SinginSumo]

For jazzzoline (with my wish that she meets Larry Nagel one day)...

http://www.krispykreme.com/can.html

http://www.krispykreme.com/glazed.html

http://www.krispykreme.com/varieties.html

[Enforcer]

8.18.04 Wish List Results:

1. Still have the cold.
2. Too busy sucking cough drops to drink espresso.
3. Still working on it, with the help of SinginSumo and possibly a big serving of poutine to make the offer more enticing.
4. Customer has decided he needs more, and sooner than originally stated.
5. With no good news about donuts on the horizon, I'm turning my hopes to a discovery that my dog is actually a god of some kind, and will take good care of me because she loves me so much.

Hallucinatory,
Larry

[SinginSumo]

Originally Posted by Jazzzoline

About us (Larry and I ) meeting, you got me really curious now, cuz you seem more willing for it to happen than us both together. Is there anything I should know ?

Believe it or not, I know nothing about you OR Larry other than the cities where you live and what you have posted on Jazz Corner. I don't know your ages, whether you have siblings, what either of you look like, etc. However, I am a romantic at heart and love reading your pas de deux everytime that either of you posts about the other.

[jazzy mary]

But, Singin', don't you know that it is *I* who truly loves Larry?? He seems to have this crush on Jazzzy. Larry is breaking my heart. I'm cyber jealous! That's a new one for me!

[jazzy mary]

*Your* Larry!!! Baby, he was mine first. Catfight it is. You just know Larry is loving this!

[stonemonkts]

Originally Posted by Jazzzoline

Cyber jealousy is a strange concept. But as soon as cyber-love appeared, there came cyber-jealousy, and cyber-heartbreaking.

That's only the cyber-half of it.