Vote Guns and Dope!

[Tanager]

I have a strange feeling Sisco will like this party...hell, I might just support 'em myself!

Guns and Dope Party

[Dr Dave]

I'm not sure about having 33% ostriches in Congress. The rest of it looks pretty good, though.

[Tanager]

Originally Posted by Dr Dave

I'm not sure about having 33% ostriches in Congress. The rest of it looks pretty good, though.

I doubt they could do any more harm or be less effective than the current inhabitants...

[cookie]

Looks good to me!

Honestly, I went to a site that lists all of the presidential candidates and their positions. The G'n'D party seems as decent as a lot of those other third parties.

I have to say that in searching that website, I wished more than ever that there was a "none of the above." I didn't see one single candidate that looked appealing to me. Not even the guy I plan to vote for.

Anyway, big thumbs up for Guns and Dope from me!

[Ron Thorne]

They certainly have a catchy little logo, too.

[Gary Sisco]

Nah, I found my candidate this morning.

Vote Helga! There is a third choice!

Dear Free-loading Punk-asses,


This is Helga The Help, LiquidGeneration's only pre-operative

transsexual and otherwise genetically perfect specimen. Today I would

like to offer my advice to presidential candidates George W. Bush and

John Kerry on balancing the Federal budget:

1. Eliminate Social Security: Let me take you through a very
simple
logic exercise. You work...you earn...you eat. You don't

work...you don't earn...you croak. Don't like it? SAVE!

2. Eliminate Welfare: At least old people are senile and drive

slowly. What's your excuse you single mother of 10? Let me take

you through a very simple economics exercise: 12 pack of Trojan

Pleasure Mesh (my favorite): $8.25. 18 years of supporting your

bastard misfit: MUCH MUCH MORE!!!

3. Close down Public Schooling: We've tried, we've failed. It's

time to move on. Those who are truly driven to learn can do so

free of charge from countless sources. Let's put part of the

funding into honing the skills kids really need.

Carjacking/Reflexes can be practiced with Grand Theft Auto
while
the intricacies of Human-Computer Interaction (HCI) can be

learned from any decent porn site. Welcome to 2004.

4. Eliminate Amtrak: What does mommy bird (The Fed) do when it

pushes little bird (Amtrak) out of the nest and little bird

falls? Nothing because, hopefully, little bird falls to its

death

5. Eliminate the office of Vice-President: I say this grudgingly

because Monkey thinks John Edwards is dreamy. But what the
devil
does the Veep do all day to earn his $202,900/year? What do you

all say we put someone on call for when the pres gets shot or

the senate ties?

6. Confiscate Canada: I'm not sure the Canadians appreciate how

much we do for them. Isn't it time we remind them who owns
North
America? This brings me to my next point:

7. Re-Instate Slavery: We can begin with the newly-confiscated

Province of Quebec. Nobody likes the French, much less some

French-speaking wannabe aristocrats. Shut up all the

reparationists with their very own Quebecker butler/slave.

8. Outlaw Fast Food: With the monsterous cheeseburger black market

such a law would generate, along with all of the resulting

police jobs and enforcement dollars, I'm surprised Burger King

hasn't yet been "mobbed-up."

9. Eliminate the Prison System: What good is it really? It simply

serves as an apprentice program for newly-minted criminals They

want to be aggressive? Send them to the military. They want to

cheat and steal? Send them into Congress.

10. And the number one way to save federal tax dollars:

Compulsory Parental Licensing I'm sorry but a pair of
functional
genitals does not a good and viable offspring make. Fewer

misfits means fewer mouths that can't feed themselves means

fewer criminals means fewer welfare recipients...etc. Shuddup.

You had no problem taking a driver's test did you?

Just remember, all you free-loading, child-popping, McDonald's-eating

bastards, your days are numbered.



Suck it,



Helga

Shaved/Badonkadonk Butt

[Pete C]

I think Helga is Willy in drag.

[bluenoter]

Yes, Willy--or perhaps David Duke. Look harder, Gary.

[Gary Sisco]

Harder?

[bluenoter]

Yeah. You don't really subscribe to many of those attitudes. As Pete and I said, Helga sounds like Willy.

Besides, don't you like the Guns and Dope party?

[Gary Sisco]

Have you no sense of humor or fun or what?

[Gary Sisco]

I don't subscribe to any of Kerry's attitudes, either, yet you'd have me vote for him, anyway, no?

[bluenoter]

Originally Posted by Gary Sisco

Have you no sense of humor or fun or what?

What.

[Gary Sisco]

That's what I thought. One of the problems with this thing that people insist on calling a left in the US is that it's forgotten that party is both a noun and a verb.

Who's Willy?

[bluenoter]

Willy the far-right JC poster! You know Willy.

[Gary Sisco]

Actually, in Vermont we already have two guns and dope parties. The Grassroots Party and ... The Libertarian Party.

I'm holding out for the Guns, Dope, Sex, Abortion and Fuckin' Rawk'n'Roll Party. Nothing less.

[Tanager]

Originally Posted by Gary Sisco

I'm holding out for the Guns, Dope, Sex, Abortion and Fuckin' Rawk'n'Roll Party. Nothing less.

Found it and nominate yourself, I'll vote for you.

[Gary Sisco]

Alright, then. You see how it easy it is to find an alternative choice?

Sisco For Fucking President!

"We're gonna have fun and get shit done
When Sisco's the lawmaking one."

Kick out the jams, motherfuckers!

[Pete C]

Sisco's already presidential: he wears a pork pie hat.

[Gary Sisco]

Good one, Pete.

Hey, how come I can't open any link to this party's web page? I wanna be a card-carrier.

[stonemonkts]

Originally Posted by bluenoter

Willy the far-right JC poster! You know Willy.

Far gone is more like it.

[Gary Sisco]

I put him on the ignore list so long ago I'd forgotten about him. No great loss.