Post your ode to Jazzzoline here

[Enforcer]

(With apologies to Henry Mars)

Jazzzoline, she's so clean
love those feet
makes me want to eat
something

she's got that accent
the French-Canadian one
she soaks up the sun
in her swimming pool

girl rides a motorcycle
she likes it fast
watch her go past
you

she likes James Carter
she likes poutine (very occasionally, it's too fattening)
she likes Tie Domi
glad she knows me

she was the Bloody Tampon
her wit is clever
Moné should make her a moderator but he won't
never

don't call her JazzoNline
she hates that sh**
she'll have a fit
and crush you into the boards with a vicious hit

i wanna take her out for a night on the town
show her the hip jazz clubs
blow my wad on her (money, get your mind out of the gutter)
cruise on dubs

Jazzzoline
she's the queen
dig?
the Queen
dig it

[stonemonkts]

Smelling like a brewery, looking like a tramp,
I ain't got a quarter, got a postage stamp
Been five o'clock shadow boxing all around the town,
Talking with the old man, sleeping on the ground
Bazanti bootin al zootin al hoot and Al Cohn
Sharing this apartment with a telephone pole
And a fish-net stocking, spike-heel shoes,
Strip tease, prick tease, car keys blues
And the porno floor show, live nude girls,
Dreamy and creamy and brunette curls
Chesty Morgan and Watermelon Rose
Raise my rent and take off all your clothes
With trench coats, magazines, a bottle full of rum,
She's so good, make a dead man come
Pasties and a G-string, beer and a shot
Portland through a shot glass and a Buffalo squeeze
Wrinkles and Cherry and Twinkie and Pinkie and Fifi live from Gay Paree
Fanfares, rim shots, back stage, who cares, all this hot burlesque for me


Cleavage, cleavage, thighs and hips
]From the nape of her neck to the lipstick lips
Chopped and channeled and lowered and lewd
And the cheater slicks and baby moons
She's a-hot and ready, creamy and sugared
And the band is awful and so are the tunes


Crawling on her belly, and shaking like jelly,
And I'm getting harder than Chinese algebrassieres
And cheers from the (hmm) compendium here
'Hey sweetheart' they're yelling for more
You're squashing out your cigarette butts on the floor
And I like Shelly, and you like Jane
And what was the girl with the snakeskin's name?
And it's an early-bird matinee, come back any day,
Get you a little something that you can't get at home
Get you a little something that you can't get at home
It's pasties and a G-string, beer and a shot
Portland through a shot glass and a Buffalo squeeze
Popcorn, front row, higher than a kite, and I'll be back tomorrow night,
And I'll be back tomorrow night

[Gentle Giant]

{fingersnaps}

[Tanager]

Apologies to Isaac Hayes (and anyone else reading my crappy post):

Jazzy!
Who's the canadian fairy
that's an inspiration to our man Larry?
(Jazzy!)
You're damn right
Who is the lady
that would crosscheck you, don't say maybe?
(Jazzy!)
Can ya dig it?
Who's the babe who'll paint her nails,
crack the whip on all the males?
(Jazzy!)
Right on
You see this chick Jazzy is one bad ---
(Shut your mouth)
I'm just talkin' about Jazzy!
(We can dig it!)
She's a sophisticated lady,
but no one understands her but Larry!
(Jazzzoline)

[bluenoter]

O Jazzzoline, provocative Canuck,
When you're around, the guys all want to

post.

[Underhound]

Jazzoline
Rave on my sleek and soulful cyberqueen
Jazzoline
Penned by a hack in the Palisades
Backed by some guys from Columbia
Shot all in digital video
For a million and change





(apologies to Don & Walt)

[Pete C]

Hey, does everybody get a link on the word "car" in my post and Stonemonk's? Either my machine at work is infected or Jazz Corner is.

Edit: I just tried posting the word on another bbs and didn't get a link.

[stonemonkts]

I've no idea what you're referring to; if there's an embedded link in my cut and paste, I was unaware of it.

I'm far from a shill!

[jaka]

no link.

ready for crash?

[Pete C]

Originally Posted by stonemonkts

I've no idea what you're referring to; if there's an embedded link in my cut and paste, I was unaware of it.

I'm far from a shill!

I changed my post after I saw the link in my own use of "car". Do you have a link there?

This is weird--the word "car in this post doesn't have a link.

Oops--now it does!

[Pete C]

Hmmm--I just ran adaware, and I think my links are gone.

[Jazzzoline]

Good Lord!

Can't stop laughing and people around wonder what I'm doing.

Actually it took this to put a smile on my face and make me forget I just got my 5th parking ticket of the summer.

Thanks all of you. Love you all !

[gnhrtg]

Originally Posted by jaka

no link.

ready for crash?

No link here either, Pete. Fasten your seat belt.

[stonemonkts]

Here is a direct link to the page.

Or, here is the Google page I called up by searching for "waits pasties string". The link in question is at the top of the page.

[Cem]

*grins*

[Richardo Caerleoni]

With apologies to Chuck Berry - Never thought I'd say that!


JAZZZOLINE WHY CAN'T YOU BE TRUE
OH JAZZZOLINE
WHY CAN'T YOU BE TRUE
YOU DONE STARTED BACK DOING THE THINGS
YOU USE TO DO

AS I WAS MOTIVATING OVER THE HILL
SAW JAZZZOLINE IN A COUP DEVILLE
A CADILLAC ROLLING ON AN OPEN ROAD
NOTHING OUT RUN MY V-8 FORD
A CADILLAC DOING ABOUT 95
IT WAS BUMPER TO BUMPER SIDE TO SIDE

chorus;
JAZZZOLINE
WHY CAN'T YOU BE TRUE
OH JAZZOLINE
WHY CAN'T YOU BE TRUE
YOU DONE STARTED BACK DOING THE THINGS
YOU USE TO DO

A CADILLAC PULLED UP TO 104
BEFORE IT GOT HOT IT WOULD DO NO MORE
IT DONE GOT CLOUDY AND STARTED TO RAIN
I TOOTED MY HORN FOR THE PASSING LANE
A RAIN WATER BLOWING ALL UNDER MY HOOD
I NEW THAT WAS DOING MY MOTOR GOOD

OH, JAZZOLINE etc…chorus

solo

chorus

Good enough for Chuck...

[Dr Dave]

Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
Nagel's obsession
Is amusing since it is carried on in pixels and not
On the street where you live.