September-9th-2004, 09:31 AM
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Hartsell Cash, 1924-2006
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Durham, NC
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Prison Names
Courtesy of a friend of mine (basically Fark in human form, I have no idea how he finds this shit), your disturbing link of the day:
Prison Bitch Name Generator
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Tanager
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September-9th-2004, 10:00 AM
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Registered Osprey
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: DC (Taxation Without Representation)
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Folks, don't enter your real last name. The site has some junky "get paid for reading spam" banners, and I think it's trying to collect real names and come up with e-mail addresses to be spammed. For that matter, you needn't enter your real first name; the prison names generated appear to be completely random.
But have fun! 
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September-9th-2004, 10:09 AM
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Hartsell Cash, 1924-2006
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Durham, NC
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Originally Posted by bluenoter
Folks, don't enter your real last name. The site has some junky "get paid for reading spam" banners, and I think it's trying to collect real names and come up with e-mail addresses to be spammed. For that matter, you needn't enter your real first name; the prison names generated appear to be completely random.
But have fun!
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Rita, it's utterly harmless - the generation is all done by client-side javascript with (from my cursory look at the source) no data collection whatsoever. The names are not random, actually.
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September-9th-2004, 10:21 AM
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Registered Osprey
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: DC (Taxation Without Representation)
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Originally Posted by Tanager
Rita, it's utterly harmless - the generation is all done by client-side javascript with (from my cursory look at the source) no data collection whatsoever. The names are not random, actually.
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Thanks for checking. Sorry.
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September-9th-2004, 10:22 AM
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Most Loved JC User 2009®
Join Date: May 2003
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My inbox is being inundated with emails that have a subject with my real name and a dirty limerick using my prison bitch name in the text of the message.
Kidding!
Spreading panic,
Larry
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September-9th-2004, 10:26 AM
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hocus pocus rationalizer
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: une estafette
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Originally Posted by Tanager
The names are not random, actually.
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What exactly are you trying to tell us here, Horse Hung Harry?
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September-9th-2004, 11:40 AM
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Headhunter
Join Date: Jul 2003
Location: London, UK
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Scott came out Moustache Girl.
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September-9th-2004, 11:45 AM
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The mouldiest of all figs
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Tustin, CA
Posts: 11,249
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George W. Bush came out Queer Johnny
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September-9th-2004, 11:52 AM
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Headhunter
Join Date: Jul 2003
Location: London, UK
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John Kerry came out Wannabee.
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September-9th-2004, 12:04 PM
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holier than thou
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Cape Cod
Posts: 8,706
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"Pillow Biter". I'm mortified.
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September-9th-2004, 12:15 PM
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www.steveminkin.com
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Healdsburg, Sonoma County, California
Posts: 11,955
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Cream of Meat & Shower Stalker. I've been called worse.
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September-9th-2004, 12:29 PM
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Registered User
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: New Brunswick
Posts: 2,325
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Cornholio, I do kind of like corn....
Oh wait, that's not what they meant, is it?
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September-9th-2004, 12:32 PM
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Unflappable
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Jersey City, NJ
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Bruce.
How did they know?
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September-9th-2004, 12:33 PM
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Columnated ruins domino
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Melrose, MA
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I was practical: Martha Stewart is "Backroom Baller."
As if we had any doubt.
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September-9th-2004, 04:01 PM
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User
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Below the line
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Donald Trump is "Rump Ranger"
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September-9th-2004, 04:44 PM
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The mouldiest of all figs
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Tustin, CA
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COndoleeza Rice's name is "Bruce."
How apropos.
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September-9th-2004, 05:45 PM
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What heart?!
Join Date: Apr 2003
Location: Türkiye
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The Undertaker
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September-9th-2004, 07:38 PM
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Reevaluating @ 500k
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Here
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Somebody took the time to write such code?
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September-9th-2004, 08:09 PM
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Location: Below the line
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Originally Posted by Pete C
Somebody took the time to write such code?
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Such is the will of the Invisible Hand.
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September-9th-2004, 08:45 PM
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Hartsell Cash, 1924-2006
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Durham, NC
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Originally Posted by Pete C
Somebody took the time to write such code?
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And God bless 'em for it.
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September-9th-2004, 09:03 PM
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All Ur Base R Belong 2 Us
Join Date: Mar 2003
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Just call me "Lips."
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September-10th-2004, 09:39 AM
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Isn't life WONDERFUL !
Join Date: Jul 2003
Location: Québec, Canada
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I got "Cream of Meat".
What's that?
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September-10th-2004, 09:41 AM
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holier than thou
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Cape Cod
Posts: 8,706
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Originally Posted by Jazzzoline
I got "Cream of Meat".
What's that?
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Ask Larry Nagel.
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September-10th-2004, 09:41 AM
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Isn't life WONDERFUL !
Join Date: Jul 2003
Location: Québec, Canada
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Originally Posted by jesus marion joseph
Ask Larry Nagel.
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Asking Larry..
*waiting patiently*
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Last edited by Jazzzoline; September-10th-2004 at 09:47 AM.
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September-10th-2004, 09:51 AM
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Most Loved JC User 2009®
Join Date: May 2003
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How is it that I always get sucked into these things?
Trying to look innocent with a scotch and a cigar,
Larry
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