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Old October-13th-2004, 09:25 AM   #1
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Favorite Bumperstickers So Far

"One Dick, One Bush -- The Way God Intended"
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Old October-13th-2004, 09:40 AM   #2
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"Bush/Satan '04" made me chuckle but Gary's is much better.
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Old October-13th-2004, 09:42 AM   #3
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I don't know, the "Re-defeat Bush '04" one still makes me laugh, and it immediately makes me think of Chris A.
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Old October-13th-2004, 10:09 AM   #4
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Old October-13th-2004, 10:51 AM   #5
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Old October-13th-2004, 10:59 AM   #6
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"Lick Bush and Dick in 2004".
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Old October-13th-2004, 11:22 AM   #7
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Some Other Asshole for President, '04
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Old October-13th-2004, 11:53 AM   #8
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Old October-13th-2004, 04:53 PM   #9
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Saw this one this afternoon:

"Pro-Accordion...And I Vote"
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Old October-13th-2004, 04:57 PM   #10
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I've still yet to see my favorite, "Humpty was pushed", beat.
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Old October-13th-2004, 04:57 PM   #11
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This one made me laugh, though I am not sure if it was intentionally funny or not:

I Eat Tofu and I Vote
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Old October-13th-2004, 05:07 PM   #12
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I've been sporting "It's Morning In America -- Again! Bush/Zombie Reagan." Not too many people get it, though. I forget sometimes how many people are too young to remember the Raygun daze, much less his campaign slogan.

It looks good right next to my NRA decal in the truck's rear window.
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Old October-13th-2004, 05:11 PM   #13
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Making Mistakes And...........Not Caring.

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Old October-13th-2004, 05:18 PM   #14
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Here is one I saw the other day:

enough BULL SHIT
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Old October-13th-2004, 11:19 PM   #15
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Hey...Don't blame me, my vote didn't count.

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Old October-14th-2004, 01:18 AM   #16
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This one is a hoot:

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Old October-14th-2004, 05:45 AM   #17
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"I never saw an American Flag burned at a gun show!"
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Old October-14th-2004, 01:35 PM   #18
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"celebrate National Celibacy Month ..

No Bush ..

No Dick .. "
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Old October-14th-2004, 02:08 PM   #19
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Bush is on his own"
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Old October-14th-2004, 07:11 PM   #20
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I saw a pretty good one outside a Books-A-Million store (damn liberal booksellers). It was kind of visual, but work with me folks, because it was clever:

"Vote Democrat. The [picture of Democrat Party mascot] you save might be your own."

By the way, I have held in my little head since last fall the greatest slogan for the Dem effort. I am convinced that this slogan alone could turn the election over to Kerry. I am so convinced of it that I will not utter it aloud until Nov. 3 for fear that an ill wind or the mimicry of a minah bird should carry my slogan to Democrat ears and thus to bumperstickers everywhere. I did whisper it to my wife and for an hour and a half or so this rightwing daughter of Attila was an undecided voter. It's that powerful.
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Old October-15th-2004, 10:46 AM   #21
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Good one seen this morning:
Republicans for Voldemort
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Old October-15th-2004, 05:40 PM   #22
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On the Beltway this morning:

Stop Global Whining
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Old October-17th-2004, 10:21 AM   #23
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Buck Fush 2004
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Old October-17th-2004, 11:43 AM   #24
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"celebrate National Celibacy Month ..

No Bush ..

No Dick .. "
don't forget the "Colin"
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Old October-17th-2004, 09:29 PM   #25
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"Voter pour John Kerry pour le Président. "
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Old October-17th-2004, 10:14 PM   #26
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Old October-17th-2004, 10:22 PM   #27
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"Don't blame me, I undervoted."
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Old October-17th-2004, 11:07 PM   #28
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I saw a pretty good one outside a Books-A-Million store (damn liberal booksellers). It was kind of visual, but work with me folks, because it was clever:

"Vote Democrat. The [picture of Democrat Party mascot] you save might be your own."

By the way, I have held in my little head since last fall the greatest slogan for the Dem effort. I am convinced that this slogan alone could turn the election over to Kerry. I am so convinced of it that I will not utter it aloud until Nov. 3 for fear that an ill wind or the mimicry of a minah bird should carry my slogan to Democrat ears and thus to bumperstickers everywhere. I did whisper it to my wife and for an hour and a half or so this rightwing daughter of Attila was an undecided voter. It's that powerful.
It's not "Kerry On, My Wayward Son," is it?
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Old October-17th-2004, 11:17 PM   #29
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It's not "Kerry On, My Wayward Son," is it?
That's clever, but I tell you my slogan would win the election.
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Old October-17th-2004, 11:33 PM   #30
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"Women Like Dick,
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I swear, I'm not making it up.
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