Cheney Vows to Attack U.S. if Kerry is Elected

[crawjo]

Frankly, I'm shocked.

I neither condone, nor support this.

[Darryl G. Thomas]

I'm hanging this up at work. Half the cats around here want to string my liberal ass up. Might as well put some fuel on the fire.

[groover]

You don't need to be Nostradamus to see it would come to this eventually.

"Dem belly full, but dey hungry. A hungry man, he's an angry man." - Bob Marley

[crawjo]

This was my favorite part:

Stepping up to the podium after Cheney, Secretary of Homeland Security Tom Ridge vowed to increase surveillance of the vice president.

"Wherever Cheney is—whether in his office in the White House or stumping in battleground states—we will be watching him," Ridge said. "I will not rule out raising the terror-alert level, should Kerry begin to draw ahead in the polls. Every percentage point conceded to Kerry brings the nation under greater threat of attack by Cheney."

[Gary Sisco]

Bring it on!

I'd like precious little more than to have Cheney invade. I've got a silver bullet all polished up, nice and shiney, just for his ass.

[patricia]

Just on the basis of the fact that because of Halliburton's Dick Cheney doing business with a Canadian, in Iran resulting in the Canadian serving jail time when Cheney escaped scot-free makes me want to wrestle Gary to the ground to use his special bullet directed at Mr Cheney's buttocks.
What a slimey, smarmy opportunist.

Originally Posted by Particia

makes me want to wrestle Gary to the ground to use his special buttocks.

Am I reading this correctly??

[patricia]

Originally Posted by Scott Dolan

Am I reading this correctly??

NO!!!!! I'm sure that Gary's buttocks are not so special, no offence to Gary.

You joke me, you prankster you.

[Monte Smith]

Originally Posted by Gary Sisco

I'd like precious little more than to have Cheney invade. I've got a silver bullet all polished up, nice and shiney, just for his ass.

Mom! Uncle Gary's playing with his suppositories again!

Originally Posted by patricia

NO!!!!! I'm sure that Gary's buttocks are not so special, no offence to Gary.

You joke me, you prankster you.

Bahahahahahahahahaha..........................

You're so easy.

Just to piss you off.

Not yet, my friend, not yet.

You have a big part to play......................

[Gary Sisco]

I was using "ass" figuratively speaking, of course. I'd not waste a round on a flabby old target like that. No challenge. 'Course, his heart's not much of a challenge, either. Or his brain. Lungs, maybe? Liver? His stomach's certainly unmissable.

No challenge.

Youmean, compared to hiding in the woods and shooting an animal?

[Gary Sisco]

Who does that? I don't hunt anything but fascists.

I hope your mailman receives hazard pay.

[Gary Sisco]

I don't have one. The PO doesn't deliver to private roads. In any case, *she* would have nothing to fear from me. We've known each other for more than 30 years.