Dumbest question asked in a song

[Enforcer]

"Do you like good music?"

[stonemonkts]

"Have you ever been mellow?"

[Squaredancecalling Steve]

Country Joe:

"Give me an F! Give me a U! Give me a C! Give me a K!
What does it spell? ... What??"

[Pete C]

"If you let me make love to you, then why can't I touch you?"

What was it, phone sex?

[Chris D]

Does anybody really know what time it is?

[Jim Dye]

Do Ya Think I'm Sexy?

[Gentle Giant]

Who put the bom in the bom shu bom shu bom?

Who are you?

Who do you love?

Is there anybody out there?

If a picture paints a thousand words then why can't I paint you?

If all those little bluebirds fly above the rainbow, why oh why can't I?

[A. Kingstone]

Why does it hurt when I pee?

[Root Doctor]

"Will you still love me tomorrow?"

[moneyp]

Who'll stop the rain?

[Boris Badenov]

Have you ever seen the rain?
Do you you feel like I do?
Why don't we get drunk and screw? (Actually, that last one is a very good question!)

[Squaredancecalling Steve]

Originally Posted by David Gitin

"Does you chewinggum lose its flavor on the bedpost overnight?"

Now THAT'S profound!!


There's the Bellamy Brothers' "If I said you had a beautiful body would you hold it against me?"


But I have to enter this here: although it's neither a question nor dumb, it's the line that makes me go WHAT?
The Five Satins did the doo wop classic (Remember) In The Still of The Night. Their next biggest hit was To The Aisle, which contains this line:

"It may start with a simple conversation,
Like: 'Darling, please put me on trial.'"


I've never tried it as a pickup line, but it's got to be an attention getter.

[Chris D]

Originally Posted by mone peterson

Who'll stop the rain?

Man, as an allegory, that's about THE best question ever asked in a song.

[Sergio Zamora]

Originally Posted by Root Doctor

"Will you still love me tomorrow?"

In the context of that song, I think that's a very good question.

[Mingus]

Why don't we do it in the road?

[Mingus]

Originally Posted by Mingus

Why don't we do it in the road?

On second thought, that's not so dumb!

[Gentle Giant]

Not a dumb question, but a good question song:

Why can't we be friends?


When will I be loved?
What kind of fool am I?
How long has this been going on?


And a very suggestive question:

How deep is your love?

[HenryMc]

"What's it all about, Alfie?"

[HenryMc]

and I have a pavlovian response when I see the first post...

Do you like good music
that sweet soul music
just as long as its swinging
oh yeah Oh yeah

Out here on the floor now
we're going to a go-go
ah dancin'to the music
oh yeah oh yeah

Spotlight on lou rawls y'all
ah don't he look tall y'all
singin' loves a hurtin' thing now
oh yeah oh yeah

Spoylight on Sam and Dave now
ah don't they look Boss y'all
singin' hold on I'M coming
Oh yeah Oh yeah

Spotlight on Wilson Pickett
that wicked wicked pickett
singing Mustang Sally
Oh Yeah Oh Yeah

Spot light on Otis Redding now
singing fa fa fa fa fa fa fa fa fa
fa fa fa fa fa fa fa fa
oh yeah oh yeah


Spot light on James Brown now
He's the king of them all, yeah
he's the king of them all y'all
oh yeah oh yeah


Do you like good music - Oh Arthur , hell yeah!! oh yeah

[Enforcer]

Yeah, the whole premise of that song is faulty on multiple levels. First of all, how do you define good music in such a way that everyone will endorse? And secondly, if it's possible to define it, then why wouldn't I like it, since it's universally accepted as good? F**kers...

[Squaredancecalling Steve]

OK, if we've gone to including GOOD questions, then I have to go with George Jones'

"I can't help but love you 'til the day that I die,
So tell me why baby why baby why baby why???"


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And Irving Berlin's

What’ll I do
When you are far away
And I am blue
What’ll I do?

What’ll I do?
When I am wond’ring who
Is kissing you
What’ll I do?

What’ll I do with just a photograph
To tell my troubles to?

When I’m alone
With only dreams of you
That won’t come true
What’ll I do?


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Or the Gershwins


I could cry salty tears ;
Where have I been all these years ?
Little wow, tell me now :
How long has this been going on ?

There were chills up my spine,
And some thrills I can't define.
Listen, sweet, I repeat :
how long has this been going on ?...

Kiss me twice, then once more.
That makes thrice, let's make it four !
What a break ! For Heaven's sake !
How long has this been going on ?

[sonic1]

This is not a question but still pretty dumb:

"Time is slowly slippin' slippin' slippin'...
...into the future"

now THAT is profound.

[Douglas]

Do you think I would leave you crying
when there's room on my horse for two?

When will I will I be famous?

And a goodie

Who's prepared to pay the price,
For a trip to paradise?

[groover]

Originally Posted by Gentle Giant

How deep is your love?

Should that be answered in inches or centimeters?

[Sergio Zamora]

So Whatcha Sayin'?

[moneyp]

What would you do if I sang out of tune?

[Lenny D.Guitarist]

Did you ever have to make up your mind?

If a picture paints a thousand words, then why can't I paint you? Or whatever the dude asked.

Yes sir, may I have another?

Where were you when I needed you?

Do you know who I am?

Do you like pina coladas?

Who's that girl?

Who's reaching out to capture a frekkin' rainbow?

[steve(thelil)]

What's your name? Who's Your daddy? Is he rich Like Me?

Are you experienced?

When will I be loved?

Who put the ram in the rama lama ding dong?

Who put the dip in the dip di dip di dip?

Who are you - who hoo who hoo?

Do Wah Diddy?

(OF COURSE, Wah do diddy)

Do you wanna know a secret?

[Sergio Zamora]

What if I was Romeo in black jeans?

(listening right now on iTunes)

[Deke]

Originally Posted by Larry Nagel

"Do you like good music?"

I like the Bluegrass version of that one.

Do you like Tammy Tucker?
Well don't you wanna...
....
...be in her video?

Yeah! Yeah! Yeah! Yeah!


Meanwhile, not a question, but howsabout "If a man could be two places at one time I'd be with you tomorrow and today"?

Surely that's two times in one place?