Things you never hear a woman say..

claude · November-5th-2004, 12:34 PM

I have waayy too many shoes

claude · November-5th-2004, 12:36 PM

What a lovely scrotum you have!

Underhound · November-5th-2004, 12:48 PM

Sorry to hear it, Claude. Women compliment me on my scrotum all the time, especially when I'm walking around the mall.

bluenoter · November-5th-2004, 12:49 PM

As long as I own footwear suitable for summer, winter, dress, and casual wear, I have no interest in how many pairs of shoes are involved. Were I to see you guys' scrotums, chances are that I'd at least perceive them as being lovely, and conceivably, I might say so.

I don't find lists of stereotypes about women all that yukworthy. I don't even find lists of stereotypes about men all that yukworthy.

claude · November-5th-2004, 12:50 PM

Usually I get, "what a wrinkly purse".

Stealing a line from "Corner gas" since most here wouldn't get it.

jazzy mary · November-5th-2004, 01:04 PM

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Originally Posted by bluenoter

As long as I own footwear suitable for summer, winter, dress, and casual wear, I have no interest in how many pairs of shoes are involved. Were I to see you guys' scrotums, chances are that I'd at least perceive them as being lovely, and conceivably, I might say so.

I don't find lists of stereotypes about women all that yukworthy. I don't even find lists of stereotypes about men all that yukworthy.

I'm with you, BN!

Underhound · November-5th-2004, 01:05 PM

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Originally Posted by bluenoter

Were I to see you guys' scrotums, chances are that I'd at least perceive them as being lovely, and conceivably, I might say so.

Be careful. I've got my digital camera sitting right here next to the keyboard.

Enforcer · November-5th-2004, 01:09 PM

Let me reiterate Underhound's plea to please "be careful."

bluenoter · November-5th-2004, 01:11 PM

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Originally Posted by Underhound

Be careful. I've got my digital camera sitting right here next to the keyboard.

Underhound--

No need to go to all that trouble. I hereby stipulate that you have a lovely scrotum.

I likewise stipulate that so do you, Larry, and so do all the other male members (cough!) of JC.

Enforcer · November-5th-2004, 01:13 PM

Speaking of lovely, I am dazzled by that Crane in your avatar, bluenoter. Gorgeous! Are their eyes really red like that? Mother nature was certainly generous when she picked the colors for that bird. Wow.

Underhound · November-5th-2004, 01:20 PM

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Originally Posted by bluenoter

Underhound--

No need to go to all that trouble. I hereby stipulate that you have a lovely scrotum.

Thanks. It's good to know that special ointment is working.

Jimmy Cantiello · November-5th-2004, 01:21 PM

Things you never hear a woman say..

"Can we skip the cuddling and get a sandwich? I don't want to miss the opening kickoff."...............

claude · November-5th-2004, 01:25 PM

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Originally Posted by bluenoter

I don't find lists of stereotypes about women all that yukworthy. I don't even find lists of stereotypes about men all that yukworthy.

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Originally Posted by jazzy mary

I'm with you, BN!

I had no intentions of offending, just trying to have a little fun. In hindsight I can see how this thread idea might be a seen as offensive and I apologize if I have offended anyone. I would delete the thread, but that option does not appear to be available to me..

Douglas · November-5th-2004, 01:27 PM

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Originally Posted by bluenoter

...(cough!)

Is that a frog in your throat?

You need a good linctus.

Jimmy Cantiello · November-5th-2004, 01:29 PM

"I'll meet you at the food court. I want to run into Sears to check out the chainsaws"..........

claude · November-5th-2004, 01:34 PM

I think we should buy the model with the hemi.

Jimmy Cantiello · November-5th-2004, 01:36 PM

"No freakin' way I'm stopping to ask for directions. I know where I'm goin'!...............

Dennis Gonzalez · November-5th-2004, 01:39 PM

My nuts itch.

And by the way, the word is scrota.

Dennis Gonzalez · November-5th-2004, 01:50 PM

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Originally Posted by Larry Nagel

Speaking of lovely, I am dazzled by that Crane in your avatar, bluenoter. Gorgeous! Are their eyes really red like that? Mother nature was certainly generous when she picked the colors for that bird. Wow.

This is a scared one:

bluenoter · November-5th-2004, 02:12 PM

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Originally Posted by Larry Nagel

Speaking of lovely, I am dazzled by that Crane in your avatar, bluenoter. Gorgeous! Are their eyes really red like that? Mother nature was certainly generous when she picked the colors for that bird. Wow.

Larry--

You should see the whole bird!

I'd never heard of Demoiselle Cranes until I started looking for a photo of a crane to use as an avatar. Their eyes are red or pink (or so they appear in the photos that I've run across). I'm sure that the appearance of any of the bluish or grayish areas can vary with the light conditions. The plumage and any of the colors might be different for males and females or during different seasons; I haven't tried to check. Come in, Tanager!

You could try searching for "Demoiselle Crane" on Google Image Search; there are lots of photos, but they aren't all what I'd consider "helpful" photos.

Jimmy Cantiello · November-5th-2004, 02:15 PM

"I'll be with you in a minute. Gotta take a dump"..............

jesus marion joseph · November-5th-2004, 02:22 PM

If you've read the HDTV thread recently, you'd know that I have been looking for a new TV. My wife actually was lobbying for the 60 inch widescreen LCD model, with me arguing for a smaller one with better picture quality. This thread reminded me of the incongruity of that situation.

Chris D · November-5th-2004, 02:27 PM

"Let me paint the gutters this time."

Pete C · November-5th-2004, 02:32 PM

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Originally Posted by jesus marion joseph

My wife actually was lobbying for the 60 inch widescreen LCD model, with me arguing for a smaller one with better picture quality.

Is this better described as a metaphor or a parable?

Enforcer · November-5th-2004, 02:47 PM

This thread is balls to the wall funny. You guys are nuts. Talk about a sack full of laughs. There are some real jewels in here. Jimmy and claude: You're quite a pair. The two of you should hang out together.

Capable of going on forever but won't,
Larry

jesus marion joseph · November-5th-2004, 02:48 PM

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Originally Posted by Pete C

Is this better described as a metaphor or a parable?

Both.

November-5th-2004, 02:49 PM

"I'll be downstairs checking out porn on the computer".

jesus marion joseph · November-5th-2004, 02:49 PM

I once almost castrated my best friend with a chain saw.

Chris D · November-5th-2004, 02:50 PM

Who needs pancetta when you've got bacon?

November-5th-2004, 02:52 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by claude

I had no intentions of offending, just trying to have a little fun. In hindsight I can see how this thread idea might be a seen as offensive and I apologize if I have offended anyone. I would delete the thread, but that option does not appear to be available to me..

Oh my................

Claude, my friend, have I taught you nothing?

I was pleasantly surprised to see you start such a controversial thread.

And now this?

I'm so ashamed to be your mentor right now.

And as a side note to all who asked last time, YES, I have the link for the rest of the pictures that my avatar came from.