November-11th-2004, 10:11 AM
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My brush with Satan
Weird sh** happened to me last night.
I went out for my evening run and passed the same houses I always do on my way out, only this time the dogs at every house barked at me. I've never had that happen before. They didn't bark like a dog barks at a noise. This was more like the type of thing you see in the movie Cujo. Sustained, threatening barking. Lots of dogs all up and down the street. Unnerving.
I get in the car and drive to the supermarket. I'm in the produce section and make a stupid joke to a girl who's browsing the melons (three guesses what the joke was). She smiles and says, "You devil." Hmm... interesting choice of words...
I go to Panera Bread for something to eat and my bill comes to exactly $6.66. The girl behind the counter tells me that's never happened to her before. Now, here's the strange part: She says what I ordered is common and the total comes to $6.67 every time except this one. She's sure of it, it happens all the time and she knows the price by heart. I saved the receipt, I have to eventually take the time to figure out what happened. As for now, no explanation.
I sit down to eat my food and there's a baby in a stroller with her parents at a nearby table. Now, you have to understand that babies normally love me. They smile at me all the time, more than most people. No idea why, maybe it's the mullet (kidding!). Anyway, this baby sees me and almost immediately throws up all over her bib and starts crying. I was genuinely unsettled by this point.
I'm hoping really hard that this doesn't continue today. So far, so good.
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November-11th-2004, 10:15 AM
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Isn't life WONDERFUL !
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Feel any horns on your forehead?
Any tail growing on your back?
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November-11th-2004, 10:19 AM
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Originally Posted by Jazzzoline
Feel any horns on your forehead?
Any tail growing on your back?
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I may be reading this the wrong way, but did you just ask me if I wanted any tail?
No Evelyn Wood,
Larry
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November-11th-2004, 10:23 AM
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The Bluegrass
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Nah, Larry never feels his horns.
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November-11th-2004, 10:38 AM
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Reevaluating @ 500k
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Originally Posted by Larry Nagel
Sustained, threatening barking.
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I'm sure they were just showing their love.
Woof woof, and all that.
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November-11th-2004, 01:22 PM
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Next year....
Join Date: Mar 2003
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My brush with Satan
You saw the Cultural Elite?
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November-11th-2004, 01:50 PM
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6 dim
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November-11th-2004, 01:51 PM
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Tragically Impressionable
Join Date: Nov 2003
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tell ol' beez I said "Hi"
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November-11th-2004, 01:56 PM
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Middle Man
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I thought this was going to be about Larry's chance encounter with the Faces' former singer.
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November-11th-2004, 02:03 PM
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Registered User
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I thot it wuz gonna have sump'tin tadoo wit a curly haired saxophone owner ...
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November-11th-2004, 04:17 PM
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colors outside the lines
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>>maybe it's the mullet<<
HA HA!
Larry, we knew this day would come. We're here for ya man! 
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November-11th-2004, 04:20 PM
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Registered Loser
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That's Larry in the back...
(this is, coincidentally, what I'm playing right now)
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November-11th-2004, 05:43 PM
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Happy 50th, Alaska!
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I was afraid of another Rod Stewart rant.
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November-11th-2004, 05:52 PM
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Tragically Impressionable
Join Date: Nov 2003
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Or this guy:
totally satan....
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November-11th-2004, 06:09 PM
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Registered User
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Ah, what's the fuss? Satan's more fun than that God loser.
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November-12th-2004, 09:00 AM
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6 dim
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Location: Toronto
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Larry, you ok?
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November-12th-2004, 09:09 AM
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Most Loved JC User 2009®
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I think my demonic possession lasted only 24 hours, because nothing strange has happened since.
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November-12th-2004, 11:12 AM
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Most Loved JC User 2009®
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Originally Posted by Jazzzoline
Aww, isn't it disapointing...
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As Peter Stuart said,
The Devil's not in the details
No, the Devil is in my pants
It's shoot first, apologize later
Another quick and new sure shot romance
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