Eeeewwww-Worthy Events

[Brian Olewnick]

Courtesy Smoking Gun:

NOVEMBER 10--In a bombshell lawsuit, Liza Minnelli's former bodyguard/chauffeur alleges that the singer forced him to have sex with her and also beat him frequently, The Smoking Gun has learned. Without offering specifics in his New York State Supreme Court complaint, M'Hammed Soumayah also claims that he has "physical evidence" of his nonconsensual "sexual relationship with Minnelli."

[Dr Dave]

Oh, that Liza, she's such an animal sometimes!

[tippy]

sheesh Liza keep it in your pants.

[Enforcer]

This reminds me of a Jerry Stiller roast on Comedy Central a few years ago. One of the roasters, I can't remember which one, made this comment about a woman in the movie biz with a reputation for being a sexual predator.

"I wouldn't f**k her with Bea Arthur's dick."

Bea Arthur was in the audience and seemed to enjoy the joke more than anyone else, by the way.

[Boris Badenov]

And I thought being Arafat's bodyguard was a lousy job!

[graypencil]

contemplating the "evidence" is somewhat nauseating ..

Maybe she was sitting on his face singing "New York New York" ..and he's preserved his mustache somehow in a sealed jar ..

eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeewwwwwwwwwwwwwww ....

[tippy]

Originally Posted by Boris Badenov

And I thought being Arafat's bodyguard was a lousy job!

ROFL!

Sitting on his face, eh? I haven't heard that line in awhile but it used to be one of my fave pick-up lines that strangers would call out to female passers by. It's so disgusting that it's funny. I wonder if this line ever did work. "Sit on your face? Sure I'd LOVE to. Do you mind if I wipe your face with a Wet-One first?"

[Pete C]

Originally Posted by tippy

Sitting on his face, eh? I haven't heard that line in awhile

Surely it's more common than "standing on his face."

[hearsay]

This guy only wants 100 million, I don't think that's nearly enough.