How Many JC posters have you been to second base with?

[steve(thelil)]

I don't want to divulge personal stuff, so I won't name names. But I've been to second base with about 50% of the JC posters I've met. And so you don't think that I'm just distorting the figures to make myself sound virile and hunky and everything, I can attest that my second base conquests include women as well as men.

[moneyp]

My girl lurks, so... one.

Oh wait... two.

[bluenoter]

Hmmph. I don't suppose that hugs count as second base.

What more could I have done? They just wouldn't hold still!

[graypencil]

do gerbils count ..as sacrifice bunts ?

[Pete C]

What

[bluenoter]

Originally Posted by Pete C

What

the transcript

(There's supposed to be an audio clip too, but damned if I can find it.)

[Jazzzoline]

Second base.. Is this thread about baseball?

[crawjo]

Rita, do you know what this comes from?

Ok, here we go, we got a real pressure cooker
going here, two down, nobody on, no score,
bottom of the ninth, there's the wind-up and
there it is, a line shot up the middle, look
at him go. This boy can really fly!
He's rounding first and really turning it on
now, he's not letting up at all, he's gonna
try for second; the ball is bobbled out in center,
and here comes the throw, and what a throw!
He's gonna slide in head first, here he comes, he's out!
No, wait, safe--safe at second base, this kid really
makes things happen out there.
Batter steps up to the plate, here's the pitch--
he's going, and what a jump he's got, he's trying
for third, here's the throw, it's in the dirt--
safe at third! Holy cow, stolen base!
He's taking a pretty big lead out there, almost
daring him to try and pick him off. The pitcher
glance over, winds up, and it's bunted, bunted
down the third base line, the suicide squeeze is on!
Here he comes, squeeze play, it's gonna be close,
here's the throw, there's the play at the plate,
holy cow, I think he's gonna make it!

Originally Posted by crawjo

Rita, do you know what this comes from?

Ok, here we go, we got a real pressure cooker
going here, two down, nobody on, no score,
bottom of the ninth, there's the wind-up and
there it is, a line shot up the middle, look
at him go. This boy can really fly!
He's rounding first and really turning it on
now, he's not letting up at all, he's gonna
try for second; the ball is bobbled out in center,
and here comes the throw, and what a throw!
He's gonna slide in head first, here he comes, he's out!
No, wait, safe--safe at second base, this kid really
makes things happen out there.
Batter steps up to the plate, here's the pitch--
he's going, and what a jump he's got, he's trying
for third, here's the throw, it's in the dirt--
safe at third! Holy cow, stolen base!
He's taking a pretty big lead out there, almost
daring him to try and pick him off. The pitcher
glance over, winds up, and it's bunted, bunted
down the third base line, the suicide squeeze is on!
Here he comes, squeeze play, it's gonna be close,
here's the throw, there's the play at the plate,
holy cow, I think he's gonna make it!

Stop right there!!!!!!





And as far as the original question in this thread goes, 2.

[bluenoter]

Originally Posted by crawjo

Rita, do you know what this comes from?

I didn't know, living in a cave as I do, but with Google, many things are possible!

http://www.anecdotage.com/index.php?aid=16600

[bluenoter]

Originally Posted by Scott Dolan

And as far as the original question in this thread goes, 2.

Scott, it doesn't count unless it's in person, offline.

Originally Posted by bluenoter

Scott, it doesn't count unless it's in person, offline.

Oh................

[crawjo]

Last year I had to write up trivia questions for a New York Yankees desk calendar, and one of them was, "What Yankees announcer is featured in the MeatLoaf song 'Paradise by the Dashboard Light?'"

[walto]

50%, lil?! Wow, that's amazing! Way better than me, anyhow. (I've slowly droped to mid single digits since that great weekend in Buffalo we had--but that was almost ten years ago now! Can you believe it, lil???)

Hey, PM me for the gory details on some recent flops.

[Brian Olewnick]

There was this drop dead gorgeous blonde who showed up at one of the hangs, think she was married to a regular poster. A real bombshell. Does she count?

[steve(thelil)]

She counts. But the grab doesn't because it was over a heavy coat and you were wearing mittens.

And you said you were a doctor and it was a cold weather breast exam.

[clinthopson]

I won't admit anything unless Jazzy and Horny give me permission

[jazzy mary]

Go ahead, Clint! Is "second base" just a hug? Well, then, I've gotten to "second base" with all of the ones I've met.

[steve(thelil)]

Second base is a very well directed "hand hug". It's north of third base, btw.

Clint: She's not denying.......

[jazzy mary]

Wait a minute!! So, you mean how many posters have "felt me up"!!?? Well, that's very different!!!!

[Dr Dave]

Oooo baby,
Move closer to me
I've had all that I can stand
Take hold of me with your hands

Oh baby,
You give me the chills
Whisper low in my ear
Let knows how it feels
just to know you are near

Your body gives me a thrill
as it leans against mine
I love how it feels
with your jeans against mine

The smell of burning leather
as we hold each other tight
As our rivets rub together
flashing sparks into the night
At this moment of surrender darling
if you really care
Don't touch me there

Unzip that jacket
That leather smells so sweet
Put your chest against mine
Feel my heart beat

I love the way your belt fits
The way it hangs so low
So low on your hips my darling
I want you so

I love your sweet, sweet lips
I love your salty taste
I love your finger tips
When I reach for your waist?! Uh-huh...

The smell of burning leather
as we hold each other tight
As our rivets rub together
flashing sparks into the night
At this moment of surrender darling
if you really care
Don't touch me there

I will give my love forever
if you promise me you'll
never never never touch me there
Don't touch me there

Don't touch me there
Please don't
Don't touch me there
Oh no not there
Don't touch me there
Anywhere but there
Don't touch me there
Never--don't ever
Don't touch me there
Do you care?
Don't touch me there
Then don't touch me there
Don't touch me there

[steve(thelil)]

Originally Posted by jazzy mary

Wait a minute!! So, you mean how many posters have "felt me up"!!?? Well, that's very different!!!!

But better, right?

[clinthopson]

Originally Posted by jazzy mary

Go ahead, Clint! Is "second base" just a hug? Well, then, I've gotten to "second base" with all of the ones I've met.

A gentleman does not reveal huggular hand placement.









Or lipular interlocking.










Of course, I had been drinking.