Old March-23rd-2003, 09:31 AM   #1
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Where is thelil?

Anybody seen Irv?
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Old March-23rd-2003, 09:35 AM   #2
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I was wondering about that too.
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Old March-23rd-2003, 09:38 AM   #3
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I found him!
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Old March-23rd-2003, 09:41 AM   #4
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It looks like he's been detained, Brian. Where did you get that picture?
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Old March-23rd-2003, 09:43 AM   #5
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I really shouldn't say, but I believe he's embedded with an advancing infantry column, the First Armored Gerbil Brigade, somewhere about 50 miles south of Baghdad.

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Old March-23rd-2003, 09:46 AM   #6
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He did manage to smuggle out a shot of his weapons package.
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Old March-23rd-2003, 09:50 AM   #7
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Hmmm, fruit-flavored certs. It's a message I'm certain, but what does it mean?
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Old March-23rd-2003, 09:57 AM   #8
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While the shot in post #3 is a real image of (thelil)'s visage, when he's in combat situations and likely to be in deep camoflage, he's much more likely to appear something like this:
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Old March-23rd-2003, 10:16 AM   #9
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Billy Joel as Othello? He's a genius.

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Old March-23rd-2003, 09:09 PM   #10
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Brian, you posted a photo of a white mouse.

This is a gerbil..........
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Old March-23rd-2003, 09:55 PM   #11
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Hey, sue google. I happen to know for a fact that (thelil) prefers his gerbils in albino mode. Something about the fur being less prickly.....
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Old March-23rd-2003, 10:00 PM   #12
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And THIS, dear friends, is a MINK:
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Old March-23rd-2003, 10:16 PM   #13
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And THIS, dear friends, is a MINK:
What, you took pictures of them all?
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Old March-23rd-2003, 10:17 PM   #14
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No,THIS is a mink..........


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Old March-23rd-2003, 11:24 PM   #15
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My best (circa 6th grade) friend's dad raised these in the basement:



This is Rogaine.
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Old March-23rd-2003, 11:34 PM   #16
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And this is chin-of-the-month, as accomplished as she is lovely, introducing

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Old March-24th-2003, 01:28 AM   #17
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And this is chin-of-the-month, as accomplished as she is lovely, introducing

None of those pictures, including the mink AND the mink present steve(thelil)at his best. I'm not even sure that any of them are authentic. Everyone knows that steve(thelil) would never allow himself to be immortalized on film without his trademark grey fedora. He is, as we all know, always on the spiffy cutting edge.
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Old March-24th-2003, 08:46 AM   #18
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Yeah, and he has a nice ass, too.
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Old March-24th-2003, 08:44 PM   #19
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Hey, while thelil is *cough* indisposed, anybody want to post a picture of Mrs. Steve thelil? I've heard the rumors and I want to see for myself. I mean it is certainly wrong to covet your neighbor's wife--but thelil ain't my neighbor!

Don't you be, please don't you be...my neighbor.
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Monte, I don't believe this site is equipped to contain an image as transcendant, as stupifyingly beautiful as that of Mrs. (thelil).
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Old March-24th-2003, 10:47 PM   #21
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I've been skiing and chilling and degenerating in Colorado with 2 high school buddies.


It was great, but posting with the specified color of burlywood (see above) REALLY gives me burlywood.
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Old March-24th-2003, 10:51 PM   #22
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Whoops. In light of a certain recent arrival, I withdraw my earlier remarks.
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Old March-24th-2003, 11:31 PM   #23
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Hey, welcome, buddo!

Glad to see that you were able to post with both hands up your butt on this New and Improved bbs ... and in color, no less!

Burlywood? Is that anything like knotty pine? Or is it simply woodywood with a big knot in it?
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Old March-25th-2003, 09:44 AM   #24
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Monte -- Thelils were at the hang you attended. You don't recall her stunningness? I can never forget, and never will.

whoops. That was the hang she deigned not to attend, to my intense disappointment.

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Old March-25th-2003, 10:21 AM   #25
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the other night Michael Moore said the lil's wife
was as fictitious as Mr. Bush's presidency......
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