Save the Bonobos!

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>> Save The Bonobo! <<
Randy fuck-monkeys face doom

St Augustine claimed that humans were the only
animals who had sex for pleasure. But he didn't
know about the randy pygmy chimpanzees known
as Bonobos. Much like members of Blue, Bonobos
have sex to alleviate tension, solve arguments,
or simply celebrate a good meal. (The average
copulation lasts 13 seconds). It's not all
straight sex, either. There are gay and lesbian
bonobos (practicing "penis-fencing" and
"genito-genital frotting", respectively). Also,
much like Michael Jackson, the Bonobos enjoy
sex with their young.

Sadly, only 10,000 of the little fuckers are left
in the Congo, and they are now in danger of
extinction. Bonobos are, genetically, humankind's
closest relative: they share 98.5 percent of our
DNA. So in the spirit of kinship, we should help
our fuck-monkey cousins. Email hello at popbitch.com
if you are willing to adopt a bonobo. (btw you
will have to have sex with it. They like to do
this every 90 minutes. On the plus side, it only
lasts for 13 seconds).

http://www.bonobo.org

[Squaredancecalling Steve]

Originally Posted by Ed the Happy Clown

"genito-genital frotting"

I think frotting per se is illegal everywhere except parts of Bolivia.

[Squaredancecalling Steve]

Who knew??

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>>FROM MANILA, capital city of the Philippines, comes the news that special 'women only' railway carriages have now been inserted to cut down on the prevalent male practice of 'frotting'- men rubbing up against women in crowded public places. This is a criminal offence in many countries. Whilst this move has been popular with the ladies, there have been complaints from local katoeys (transvestites). It seems that the ladyboys of Manila want to have their own rail carriages too.<<


edit: frottage is an artistic technique, too. Fascinating.

[Dr Dave]

In the American idiom, "frotting" is referred to as "dry-humping." It is illegal in Texas. Check this out: Homosexual frotting