January-18th-2005, 09:18 PM
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I forgot the one about the boner that walked into a bar...
Any help?
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January-18th-2005, 09:42 PM
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All Ur Base R Belong 2 Us
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This boner walks into a bar. He asks the bartender for a Bloody Mary. The bartender tells him "That's seven bucks." "Seven bucks?" says the boner. "That's a lot!!!"
He downs the Bloody Mary and then asks for a Heineken chaser. "That'll be eighteen dollars," says the bartender. "EIGHTEEN DOLLARS?!?" yells the boner. "You've got to be kiddin' me!"
The boner pays his bill, and as he leaves, the bartender says, "You know, we don't get many boners in here."
The boner says, "Yeah, and at these prices, you won't be getting many more, either!"
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January-18th-2005, 09:47 PM
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problem solved!
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January-18th-2005, 10:14 PM
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did this boner by any chance have a blonde attached to his arm?
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January-18th-2005, 10:49 PM
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Columnated ruins domino
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The drink of choice wouldn't happen to be a round of highballs, would it?
Obviously, it didn't limp into the bar, either.
Cracking myself up,
GG
Last edited by Gentle Giant; January-18th-2005 at 10:49 PM.
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January-19th-2005, 08:36 AM
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Unflappable
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Boner says, "Give me a stiff one."
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January-19th-2005, 08:57 AM
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koong
Join Date: Mar 2003
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a thelil walks into a bar with a frog on his head...
bartender looks & says 'what's that...?????'
frog says, 'i dunno, it started with a bump on my butt.'
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fpop
Last edited by frankiepop; January-19th-2005 at 08:58 AM.
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January-19th-2005, 09:50 AM
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Isn't life WONDERFUL !
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Quote:
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Originally Posted by frankenmeister7
did this boner by any chance have a blonde attached to his arm?
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They always do!
*sliding a blond lock behind my ear*
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January-19th-2005, 11:15 AM
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The mouldiest of all figs
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A boner walks into a bar and orders a stiff drink of George Dickel, puts some Woody Herman on the juke box, watches a Saturn rocket take off on the tv, hums a few choruses of "Big Train" and tumesces his way out the door.
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January-19th-2005, 11:33 AM
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A boner walks into a bar and the bartender says "Hey, I never saw a walking boner before". The boner responds: "Hey, I've met plenty of talking douchebags"
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January-19th-2005, 11:35 AM
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Originally Posted by clinthopson
A boner walks into a bar and orders a stiff drink of George Dickel, puts some Woody Herman on the juke box, watches a Saturn rocket take off on the tv, hums a few choruses of "Big Train" and tumesces his way out the door.
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On the way home, he buys his nephew the new albums by Prong and Third Eye Blind. It starts raining, so he throws on a Trojan.
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January-19th-2005, 11:37 AM
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poor folk's child
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A boner walks into a bar and orders a budweiser. Bartender " You wanna glass with dat?
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January-19th-2005, 01:12 PM
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Columnated ruins domino
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Let's not forget the boner's young son, whom he affectionately refers to as "my little squirt."
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January-19th-2005, 01:58 PM
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A boner walks inna bar ..
the bartender is an anus ..
the boner sez: "gimme a stiff one"
the bartendersez: " very funny ..y'already stiff ..an'
we don't serve no wiseass pricks "
the boner sez: " I KNEW your were an asshole"
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January-19th-2005, 02:29 PM
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hocus pocus rationalizer
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"Ouch!!!" the boner ejaculated.
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