Does You Ever Relieve Your Sex Drives in the Bathroom at Work?

Darryl · January-20th-2005, 12:48 PM

There's this chick here and I'ms not kiddin.

I means, she is sweet-lookins', wearin' a tight as creampie black tops with her bresses all showins ands I'm thinkings obout going into the bathrooms to take care of myselfs!

But the thing is I'm lookins through the company hanbook and it says you can't gos on the internet to look at porn or other non-work-related sites like jazz-based, but it doesn'ts say anything about beatin' off in the bathroom.

And its a private bathroom where I can lock the door and be quiet ands turn on the runnin water so no one assumes that I'm doin the nasty with myselfs!

So I mays as well do it because it's illegal to have cameras an' whatnot in the bathroom, but I feels like I maybe breakin' some sort of rules.

One times I made it with this African chick whose name was Marafke or some sort of weird ass name but that was in a temp job so I could give a shit whether I got fireds. But this is differents. I have a real job here ands I don't want to be the poster boy for illegals masturbations while workin.

Any advice? Any one do such a submliminal thing?

jesus marion joseph · January-20th-2005, 01:27 PM

Short answer: no.

Jazzzoline · January-20th-2005, 01:52 PM

Nah, never in the bathroom.
But I cans tells yous Daryls, whenever my hubby locks himself in the bathroom and turns the water on for covering the noise, there's no doubt about what he's doing.

Jesse · January-20th-2005, 02:08 PM

Wow.

Does the 51 looks/2 posts ratio provide you little feedback about your schtick?

That's all.

Rob C · January-20th-2005, 02:15 PM

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Originally Posted by Jesse

Wow.

Does the 51 looks/2 posts ratio provide you little feedback about your schtick?

That's all.

He was juscht aschking for feedback about his schtick.

Jazzzoline · January-20th-2005, 02:15 PM

BTW, you should try a can of V-8 instead.

frankenmeister7 · January-20th-2005, 02:21 PM

anybody who decides to do the nasty at work deserves what is coming to him/her.

get with it folks!!! you have so many places outside of work to have porn.

the place that gives you a paycheck is the unthinkable to want to wack off.

you have your cozy room with laptop or destop and you want to do it at work. are you insane or forgot your meds.??

darryl, you can't be the same person who has haunted the jc halls of fame with your bantor or jazz central station with your wit.

i can imagine if your were in the armed forces and got caught.

or better yet go to saudi and get into one of their bathrooms. oh yeah, bring on binLaden and his band of mighty soliders.

he would either cut off all body parts or just level your head about six inches
above your shoulders.

this is a very funny thread. good luck sir in finding your quest for nature and
pleasure

tippy · January-20th-2005, 02:25 PM

>>So I mays as well do it because it's illegal to have cameras an' whatnot in the bathroom<<

Just so long as you are aware that that doesn't ensure that no cameras are in there.

Gentle Giant · January-20th-2005, 02:31 PM

None of the places I've worked ever had single-stall bathrooms, so the lack of guaranteed privacy has kept me honest at work.

However, I seem to remember that several months ago, a female colleague returned from the ladies' room saying that someone in the next stall sounded like she was getting busy with the two-finger tango.

The report alone nearly made me throw caution to the wind.

Gentle Giant · January-20th-2005, 02:34 PM

Spank...er, hit it boys!

"The Jerk"
By The Larks

Girl,hey what's that you're doin'?
Girl, girl, what's that you're doin'?
You've got to show me the steps to it
Somehow I'm gonna learn how to do it
Do the jerk,hey
Do the jerk,girl,come on and work,hey
Do the jerk

Girl,how do you move your hips so fine?
Girl (come on time)
Work it out,right on time
Everybodys got the beat,hey look at me
Doin' the jerk,yeah,now watch me work
Girl,now do the jerk, hey ,do the jerk

Go on and soul,soul,soul,soul
Soul everybody now,soul,soul,soul
You don't know how to do it?
Come on, gonna teach it to ya'
I'm doin the jerk,yeah
Watch me work, girl, now
Do the jerk, come on time
Do the jerk,let me see you work
Do the jerk, everbody
Do the jerk,come on now
Do the jerk,with alittle bit of soul
Do the jerk, show em girl
Do the jerk,work,work,work,
Do the jerk,come on girl
Do the jerk,listen everybody
Do the jerk,I like the way you work
Do the jerk,with soul now,girl
Do the jerk,A-hey!

groover · January-20th-2005, 02:36 PM

It's not a recommended practice for job longevity, and some would consider it an etiquette violation, but it sure "beats" doing it at your desk, unless you also have a private office.

chuckyd4 · January-20th-2005, 02:43 PM

or better than doing it at her desk, for that matter.

Dr Dave · January-20th-2005, 02:43 PM

Darryls yous reallys intos thes plurals, mans. Ways cools.

"There's one thing to be said about masturbation: you certainly don't have to look your best."

--Michael, in Mart Crowley's "The Boys In The Band"

Underhound · January-20th-2005, 02:50 PM

I keep a one eyed jack-o-lantern under my desk.

sonic1 · January-20th-2005, 03:04 PM

wow

At work? Man I at least wait til I get home.

But have at it Darryl. Whatever the consequences.

Monte Smith · January-20th-2005, 03:27 PM

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Originally Posted by frankenmeister7

the place that gives you a paycheck is the unthinkable to want to wack off.

Funny, but that exact sign was posted in the men's room of a Chinese restaurant I once worked at.

Pete C · January-20th-2005, 03:35 PM

Thankfully, my sex drives have never been relieved.

Jazzzoline · January-20th-2005, 03:38 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by frankenmeister7

the place that gives you a paycheck is the unthinkable to want to wack off.

If only Clinton knew...
But wait, the place where he worked was also the place where he lived...

groover · January-20th-2005, 03:40 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pete C

Thankfully, my sex drives have never been relieved.

Are those the drives you store your porn files on? They must be very hard drives by now.

clinthopson · January-20th-2005, 03:54 PM

Wait for your supervisor to take a berak and then whack off in his/her private office.

AntManBee · January-20th-2005, 05:38 PM

This must the most idiotic thread ever here.

Pete C · January-20th-2005, 05:44 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by AntManBee

This must the most idiotic thread ever here.

Considering the competition, that's saying somethiing.

Rob C · January-20th-2005, 05:47 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by AntManBee

This must the most idiotic thread ever here.

Well, I for one was already cracking up one sentence into Darryl's post.

Besides wasn't all this worth it for my pun in #5?

Wasn't it?

Wasn't it?

January-20th-2005, 06:12 PM

Quote:

Besides wasn't all this worth it for my pun in #5?

Wasn't it?

Wasn't it?

bluenoter · January-20th-2005, 06:12 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rob C

Besides wasn't all this worth it for my pun in #5?

Wasn't it?

Wasn't it?

Lenny D.Guitarist · January-20th-2005, 06:16 PM

Maybe Goody should start a new thread about "Favorite Place to bop your gherkin"....

steve(thelil) · January-20th-2005, 06:43 PM

Anybody think Darryl is someone who also posts or posted under another (perhaps more real) identity? (perhaps) Rollhead?

Monte Smith · January-20th-2005, 06:59 PM

I'm surprised that nobody will give an amen to Darryl's original question. Help a man out! He's only looking for some positive vibes and affirmation. Be honest, we're all flesh and blood. Not that I ever would do that disgusting deed in the office. Sick.

Pete C · January-20th-2005, 07:40 PM

The most amazing thing about Darryl is that in the past 2 years he's only posted 46 times. That's impressive.

AntManBee · January-20th-2005, 07:40 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Monte Smith

I'm surprised that nobody will give an amen to Darryl's original question. Help a man out!

Well if he can't decide what to do with his own body, who can?