January-23rd-2005, 07:45 PM
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Felix kep' on walkin'
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Movies that were so bad that....
We all know that some movies, for want of a certain something, find themselves being ignominiously shoved straight out to video, but what of the productions that don't even get that far? The ones that are so cheap and nasty that they can get no release at all? I got this idea from a suggestion 'The matress reloaded', which I heard on the radio.
Name your own movies that never made it.
The Maltese chaffinch
Gone with the fart
The madness of president George
Bring me the head of I.T. staffing
Honey, I shrank the budget for the fiscal year
Frottage of the 3rd kind
Bar wars II, the umpire strikes back
The French lieutenant's womble
Captain Correlli's harmonium
Pail rider
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January-23rd-2005, 08:05 PM
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Location: Manchester England
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Roy
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January-23rd-2005, 08:08 PM
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"Long way from home"
Join Date: Apr 2004
Location: Copenhagen, Denmark
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The long H! !
Last Tango in Portsmouth
Out of Aberdeen
How Green is my Alley
Bad Day at Brighton Rock
Murder on the 125
Citizen Hain
The Third White Van
From M4 to Eternity
Nicefellers
Gilletteface
Blainatown
When Harry met Barry
Maxidriver
Saving Dad's Army
The Man with the Golden Alarm Clock
Carry on Coltrane
(All UK (c)
RC.
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January-24th-2005, 08:38 PM
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Felix kep' on walkin'
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Temple Cowley, England
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Ocean's 7 dwarves
The Forgiven
Gone in 60 shakes of a lamb's tail
Meet me in St. Pancras
The greatest story never told
A fistfull of Doritos
The good, the bad, and the ugly meet Abbott and Costello
Satanzilla
The outlaw Josey Foster
Carry on qaeda
The girl can help it
Blackboard jingle
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January-25th-2005, 06:29 AM
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"Long way from home"
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Location: Copenhagen, Denmark
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Rebel without In-Laws
East of Sweden
Tony of Arabia
Straw Frogs
The Inadequate Seven
Charlie and the Crack Coke Factory (PG only)
Ten Funerals and Hugh Grant (all too true)
RC.
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January-25th-2005, 11:33 AM
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The mouldiest of all figs
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Tustin, CA
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Apocalypse Next Tuesday
The Treasure of Sierra Melvin
The African Queer
Gone With the Flatulance
The Godsister, Part XXXIX
this is really stupid
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January-25th-2005, 06:16 PM
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Location: Manchester United States of America
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Sex, Lies, and Masking Tape
Conan the Bartender
Schindler's Lisp
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January-25th-2005, 06:23 PM
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American Blender
The Man Who Spewed Too Much
Reservoir Frogs
Walk Lola Walk
Needlepoint Club
I Van the Syllable
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January-25th-2005, 07:30 PM
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Easy Wiper
The Flench Correction
The Greatest Story Ever Threaded Through a Projector
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January-25th-2005, 08:17 PM
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User
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Location: Below the line
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Originally Posted by Dibble
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Totally cool!
Meanwhile:
The Longest Bray
Something's Gotta Shiv
The Bloviator
The 400 Puffs
Citizen Same
Round About 11:59
Black Duck Down
Something Above Mary
Lie Hard
Lie Hard II
Lie Hard III
Harry Potter: The Prisoner of Afghanistan
The Count of Monte Hall
The Blogfather
The Blogfather II
The Blogfather III
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January-25th-2005, 11:00 PM
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Unfocused User
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Location: Somerville, MA
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A Bus Named Desire
Shakespeare in Line
It's a Life
American Ugly
The Maltese Pigeon
Raging Cow
The Pocket Change of the Sierra Madre
Full Polyester Jacket
Bride of Frank
The Last Samurai Delicatessen
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January-26th-2005, 10:43 AM
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"Long way from home"
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Last Mango with Claris
Round Lunchtime
"Duck"........... aka "Bird"
Vanishing Pint
Fetal Retraction
From Prussia with Gloves
Malcolm Y
Bat on a Cold Tin Can - (music by ...Van the Man)
Breakfast at ...your Place...Please! (OK, I still dig Audrey Hepburn!/not a great actress but a great woman!)
RC.
Last edited by Richardo Caerleoni; January-26th-2005 at 11:14 AM.
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January-26th-2005, 11:07 AM
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Registered User
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An Officer and a Yenta Mom
Malcom XI (It was felt that you'd be lost if you didn't see the first 10)
Fecal Attraction
I am Glorious Jello
Dennis the Mintiness
Gorky Trailer Park
Ken Kong
Dreck
The Absent Minded Lopressor
The Gods Must Be Fershluggener
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January-26th-2005, 11:21 AM
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Registered User
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Tuesdays with Monte
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January-26th-2005, 11:57 AM
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steve(thelil), His Wife, the Cook, and Her Gerbil
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January-26th-2005, 01:13 PM
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Gentlemen Prefer Blands
Afternoon Of The Living Dead
The Darned
The Hunt For Pink October
April In Peoria
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January-26th-2005, 02:21 PM
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Registered User
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Location: Oakland, CA
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American Boogaloo
The Man With the Golden Tooth
Hominy
GSA
Vixen
Bang the Stud Slowly
With Six You Get Heartburn
The Days of Whine and Moaning
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January-26th-2005, 02:33 PM
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Registered User
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Location: Oakland, CA
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Taxi Dancer
Lord of the Bracelets
Driving Me Crazy
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January-26th-2005, 08:26 PM
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Unfocused User
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The Treasure of the Poconos
6 7/8
Lawrence of Alabama
Singin' in the Drizzle
West Side Short Story
Dead Proofreaders Society
The Bridge on the River Cuyahoga
The Princess Groom
When Harry Met Solly
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January-26th-2005, 08:31 PM
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Friday the Ides of March
Spartico (or Serpicus)
It's an Angry, Angry, Angry, Angry Shitheap
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January-26th-2005, 08:40 PM
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Felix kep' on walkin'
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Meet the Fuckers
The Discrete Charm of the Bolognaise
Bring me the Head of Light Entertainment
Goon with the wind
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January-26th-2005, 08:45 PM
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Originally Posted by Deke
The Discrete Charm of the Bolognaise
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Yum!
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January-26th-2005, 10:44 PM
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Registered User
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The Day of the Spackle
Bunfight at the OK Corral
True Shit
The Man Who Would Be Sting (The Gordon Sumner Story)
Tony and Pat.
The Average Escape
Night of the Living
Dial M for Milkshakes
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January-27th-2005, 09:13 PM
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Felix kep' on walkin'
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The Penis. Mighter than the sword.
The General Anesthetic.
I am leg end.
The "Oh my gah..." man.
Spasticus.
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January-29th-2005, 10:57 PM
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Peace and Light!
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Dallas, TX
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That Darn Dog
A HalfAssed Infatuation (the bio of John Coltrane's cousin Ricky Coltrane)
Son of Blubber
The Poltergeist of the Opera
Doctor Zhivoga
Centigrade 911
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January-31st-2005, 08:59 PM
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Felix kep' on walkin'
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Singing in the bath
On the turn
Brigadoom
An officer and a gentleman go shopping
Woodstock II, the next 3 days
The day the Earth caught cold
The world, the flesh, and the duvet
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January-31st-2005, 10:57 PM
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The Belgian Connection
Fry Lard (with a vengeance)
Strangers on a Crane
Three Days of the Budgerigar
The Hand that Dropped the Ladle
Clear and Present Safety
The Purple Toes of Spiro
Alice Doesn't Drink Beer Anymore
Clothed Lunch
Breakfast At MacDonalds
2001: Was A Few Years Ago Now
The Grapes of Forbearance
The Cleveland Story
Highbrow Literature
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March-4th-2005, 04:51 PM
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Unfocused User
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Children of a Lesser Godzilla
Agnes of Dog
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March-5th-2005, 07:38 AM
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The Bluegrass
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Location: no country for old men
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Seven Days In Quebec
The Hair Witch Project
Toro! Toro! Toro!
Heavy Metal Jacket
Apocryphal Sow
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March-6th-2005, 04:33 AM
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Registered User
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Location: San Miguel de Allende
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"Children of a Lesser Godzilla"
Hahahaha!
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