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Old January-27th-2005, 12:49 PM   #1
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I am the Jew here. I am the boss.

AFGHANISTAN: KABUL JEW ON HIS OWN Ishaq Levin, who was about 80, caretaker of the country's only synagogue and one of the last two Jews known to be in Kabul, died last week, but a 45-year-old man believed to have become the last Jew in the city says he was not sad to see him go. The men feuded bitterly for years and lived in quarters at separate ends of the synagogue. "He was a very bad man who tried to get me killed," Zebulon Simentov, above, said of his late neighbor. "Now I am the Jew here. I am the boss." Their dispute began under the Taliban - each man blamed the other for his Taliban beatings - but control of the synagogue seems to have been at its center. About 5,000 Jews left Afghanistan after the creation of Israel in 1948, and others left after the 1979 Soviet invasion. (AP)
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Old January-27th-2005, 01:00 PM   #2
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Isn't Nissman the boss when the three of us are hanging?
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Old January-27th-2005, 01:01 PM   #3
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Oh sorry, jeff: I thought you just posted the thread title and your name as it's author. I didn't realize you posted an article to go with it. I thought you were just playing the bossy jew again.

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Old January-27th-2005, 01:04 PM   #4
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Oh sorry, jeff: I thought you just posted the thread title and your name as it's author. I didn't realize you posted an article to go with it. I thought you were just playing the bossy jew again.

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Old January-27th-2005, 01:28 PM   #5
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Actually, that's my wife's job, and she is the Richtiker chaifetz bossy!
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Old January-27th-2005, 01:36 PM   #6
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He took over Mel Brooks' job?
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Old January-27th-2005, 02:05 PM   #7
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Old January-27th-2005, 02:25 PM   #8
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So I guess a production of FIDDLER ON THE ROOF in Kabul would be considered off- off- off-Broadway.
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Old January-27th-2005, 02:27 PM   #9
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With Harvey Fierstein as Tevye, I think Kabul is unlikely.

Although I'd pay to see "Harvey does Kabul"
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Old January-27th-2005, 02:48 PM   #10
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Not much of a synagogue if you can't get a minyan for a prayer session. And, these days, Afghanistan is not high on the list of preferred destinations for Jewish emigration. At least Zeb Simentov is happy there!

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A minyan (Hebrew: plural "minyanim") is traditionally a quorum of ten or more adult (over the age of Bar Mitzvah) male Jews for the purpose of communal prayer; a minyan is often held within a synagogue, but may (and often is) held elsewhere.

According to Jewish law, a minyan is required for many parts of the communal prayer service, including Barechu, Kaddish, repetition of the Amidah, the priestly blessing, and the Torah and Haftarah readings. Women are not required to pray with a minyan, and thus Judaism has traditionally counted only men in the minyan for formal prayer.
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Old January-27th-2005, 02:50 PM   #11
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So I guess a production of FIDDLER ON THE ROOF in Kabul would be considered off- off- off-Broadway.
It would be considered a one-man show.
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Old January-27th-2005, 03:46 PM   #12
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- each man blamed the other for his Taliban beatings -
I have no respect for these "blame the other Jew first" types.
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