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Old January-28th-2005, 03:33 PM   #1
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Man Pees Way Out of Avalanche

Every so often, there is a story of human courage.

Man peed way out of avalanche
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A Slovak man trapped in his car under an avalanche freed himself by drinking 60 bottles of beer and urinating on the snow to melt it.

Rescue teams found Richard Kral drunk and staggering along a mountain path four days after his Audi car was buried in the Slovak Tatra mountains.

He told them that after the avalanche, he had opened his car window and tried to dig his way out.

But as he dug with his hands, he realised the snow would fill his car before he managed to break through.

He had 60 half-litre bottles of beer in his car as he was going on holiday, and after cracking one open to think about the problem he realised he could urinate on the snow to melt it, local media reported.

He said: "I was scooping the snow from above me and packing it down below the window, and then I peed on it to melt it. It was hard and now my kidneys and liver hurt. But I'm glad the beer I took on holiday turned out to be useful and I managed to get out of there."

Parts of Europe have this week been hit by the heaviest snowfalls since 1941, with some places registering more than ten feet of snow in 24 hours.
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Old January-28th-2005, 03:38 PM   #2
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That's what I call drinking responsibly.
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Old January-28th-2005, 04:02 PM   #3
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Pee... Avalanche... I see potential here...

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Old January-28th-2005, 05:32 PM   #4
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See, you guys understand. Yet how many times have we been cautioned, "Nothing good can come from drinking 60 beers."
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Old January-29th-2005, 08:28 AM   #5
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After reading a story like that---I think you should go back to porn
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Old January-29th-2005, 09:14 AM   #6
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Never mind how many times we've been warned and castigated about driving around with 60 liters of beer in the car.
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Old January-29th-2005, 09:19 AM   #7
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Never mind how many times we've been warned and castigated about driving around with 60 liters of beer in the car.
If that had happened in Massachusetts, he would have been charged with OUI and Open and Gross Lewdness.
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Old January-29th-2005, 09:19 AM   #8
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Sisco, I was thinking of you when I read the article.
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Old January-29th-2005, 09:30 AM   #9
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Thanks, Pete.

Actually, I found it in my email box this morning. My best friend sent it along with the subject line: Honorary Woodchuck Award.
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